El Chiste

You either die a comedian or live long enough to see yourself become the joke

[El Chiste @pointsgetter99]

@HomeboyJanky @DGrayTexas45 Absolute retard

[Nate The Lawyer @NatetheLawyer]

IT'S OFFICIAL!

Lindsay Clancy Jury

Vote As Of NOW
11 Not Guilty
1 Guilty (Male Juror)

Yes, 1 Male Juror is the holdout

[El Chiste @pointsgetter99]

@bellasdaze @DanielH2528 @josee_castrooo @crvzyash @Phil_Lewis_ Yes, you clown.

[El Chiste @pointsgetter99]

@JamesBlunt If the glove doesn’t fit, you must acquit.

[El Chiste @pointsgetter99]

@brunellaism @MonicaLMarks There is something deeply wrong with you. Seek help. Reconsider your entire worldview.

[El Chiste @pointsgetter99]

@mattyglesias No, we need more inflation to increase the quantity of 6-6-6 men, thereby solving the fertility crisis.

[El Chiste @pointsgetter99]

@ivyphobic @supersean415 @Geiger_Capital 😂

[El Chiste @pointsgetter99]

@DinoShore @ProfGrewal @Phuseboy @EdLudlow Hey tough guy, you’ve never been annoyed with anyone in public?

[El Chiste @pointsgetter99]

@jamiecam43 @NiceGuyAndre @TheJewishIdea The world would be a better place without you.

[El Chiste @pointsgetter99]

@treyperry33 @BNerr42425 @dockery58 @UnderdogWNBA Nice English 👍

[El Chiste @pointsgetter99]

@Matanzafari @nytimes @TheAthleticFC

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@TheStalwart Luigi fans are silent now that he’s destroying shareholder value.

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@sixtocristiani @mattyglesias

[El Chiste @pointsgetter99]

Stupid people like this seem to think soccer players have no agency. The players have no control over their fouls or their offside positioning… how could they possibly reduce their aggression on a yellow or bend their runs?

Worthless opinions from absolute morons.

[Jacob @Jacobtheclipper]

So yelling at the ref got Enzo his first yellow? This foul got him a second yellow and he is out of the game…This DECIDED the champion of the world? 🤦🏻‍♂️

What a stupid sport, now that this circus is over lets move on ✌️

[El Chiste @pointsgetter99]

@jrleighty @honorablesaint Amen.

[El Chiste @pointsgetter99]

@ShahidA08627525 @Poppy_me1 @TeaKupps And yet…

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@DrNiculescuMind @TaylorTwellman Taylor wasn’t commentating. Messi’s team was an embarrassment.

[El Chiste @pointsgetter99]

@ShahidA08627525 @Poppy_me1 @TeaKupps Not about race. Just noticed you called another country a trashcan while living in Pakistan. Glass houses.

[El Chiste @pointsgetter99]

@ShahidA08627525 @Poppy_me1 @TeaKupps “Pakistan” 😂

[El Chiste @pointsgetter99]

@yinzer_g Is that push legal in baseball? Dumb fuck.