barefoot contessa

who’s the new girl, and where’s eileen?

[barefoot contessa @pokeefe_]

I’m gonna start a princess party company but instead of princesses it’s real housewives impersonators

[Dylan “in the Saw bathroom” Dern @DylanDern]

Chartreuse at the Most Fierce Color Awards

[Gizmo 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @basedgizmo]

Autocorrect just came up with Julie Monologue instead of Kylie Minogue. Julie Monologue.

[ada @enayessa]

gen z: "i could totally survive modelland!"

me: "oh yeah? you can't even survive an episode of america's next top model! 😉"

gen z: "what did you say??1 we're going to cancel you!"

me: "oh honey, cancel culture doesn't exist in modelland. 😘"

*cue music*

[Cristina Yang Shady AF/Diva Moments @FORBlDDENFRUITS]

Don’t be scared ‘cause I’m your body type

[sean @SKINNYGlRL]

so now we’re makin rock music

[timmygami eyes @deliclit]

ME AND MY FRIENDS
WE GO OUTTTTTTTT

[barefoot contessa @pokeefe_]

@bryan_johnson @sexyuniquepod

[claire @claireyael]

Yes, I’m a woman with a Madonna-Whore Complex.
I love Madonna. I love Whores. I’m Complex.

[Richard Lawson @rilaws]

The Sydney Sweeney cameo that was cut from DWP2 was Sweeney in a black wig approaching Anne Hathaway and saying "Andy, it's me, Adrian Grenier."

[mike @frecklefruit]

unclench your jaw gay boy

[∀ 𝖑𝖊𝖝 @holyh00ker]

someone on the L is blasting summerboy

[john ❤️‍🔥 @johyawnn]

girl im bored lets be a gay guy and be kind

[black pepper cracker @__angoose]

Pioneering the “Irish Hello” where I turn up unannounced to a friend’s location