POKE SALAD

My name is Nate. I’m from Oklahoma. Seattle Pacific & Oklahoma State alum. Go Pokes & M’s! Non-sports related tweets by novelist self @nate_knapp24

[POKE SALAD @pokesaladcfb]

Randy dogs it in the outfield, is why. Plays left field like a beer-league softball player.

[Trident True @TridentTrue]

Crazy that this level of performance still has a whole fanbase divided on an extension.

[Dustin Nickerson @DustinNickerson]

Go Mariners 🖤

[POKE SALAD @pokesaladcfb]

Eric Morris picking up the Mike Gundy mantle, I see.

[Brandon Carney @BenchwarmerBran]

Was this really worth a push notification at 10pm

[POKE SALAD @pokesaladcfb]

A&M damn nearly always gives you the most bang for your buck when it comes to this question

[Brett McMurphy @Brett_McMurphy]

Every year for the past 23 seasons – except 2019 – there has been at least one preseason Top 10 team that finished the year unranked. Which Top 10 team (Ohio State, Oregon, Georgia, Notre Dame, Texas, Indiana, Miami, A&M, Ole Miss, Oklahoma) finishes season out of Top 25

[POKE SALAD @pokesaladcfb]

That it’s fine

[Josh Pate @JoshPateCFB]

The biggest lie in College Football is ____

[POKE SALAD @pokesaladcfb]

Absolutely

[Chris Phillips @CPhilly19]

Would you punch your best friend in the face as hard as you could to guarantee your favorite college football team a National Championship this season?

[POKE SALAD @pokesaladcfb]

This stat line is fucking incredible. If I saw it this year I’d check myself into a hospital

[20 Years Ago Sports @20YearsAgoSport]

The Indians defeated the Red Sox 7-6 thanks to home runs from Travis Hafner, Aaron Boone and rookie outfielder Shin-Soo Choo.

Jake Westbrook picked up the win going 8 innings allowing 15 hits and 6 earned runs while striking out 1 batter on 118 pitches.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Opens the way for him to sign with Texas Tech.

[Michael DeCourcy @tsnmike]

@seclmw https://t.co/BGGcU75Drr

[Trident Deck @TridentDeck]

I think when the home team is losing 7-0 at the 7th inning stretch, the crowd should have to sing something much more sad than Take Me Out to the Ball Game

[POKE SALAD @pokesaladcfb]

Me to my fantasy baseball offense: all right you fucking dipshits,

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

This gets funnier everytime I watch it. If you don’t see it the first time, watch it again. Funniest thing you’ll watch today

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

If we’re sharing baseball Onion articles, can I submit my personal favorite

[POKE SALAD @pokesaladcfb]

boomer!

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

Dude fouled a pitch off his nuts and the camera cuts to the first baseman losing it 😂😂

[Ryan M. Spaeder @theaceofspaeder]

#Mariners Ken Griffey Jr. robbed Albert Belle of this home run 30 years ago today, on May 5, 1996.

Junior finished that season with 49 home runs, Belle with 48.

[Chris Low @Clowfb]

One more observation:

Oklahoma State (25) has more wins than Auburn, Florida, FSU, Miami, Michigan, Penn State, Tennessee, Texas A&M and USC. The guy responsible for all those wins (at his alma mater) was pushed out the door last year after losing 11 straight to FBS foes.

[ZOOT @GetZootUS]

Oklahoma State's Bryant Reeves, a.k.a. "Big Country", shatters a backboard during practice before the 1995 Final Four in an all-time flex. 💪

[𝑰𝒏𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆 𝑶𝒌𝒍𝒂𝒉𝒐𝒎𝒂 𝑺𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒆 @InsideOKST]

Yes, someone who graduated from UF wanted to donate $9 billion dollars to OSU with no strings attached at all. #SoundsAboutRight

[POKE SALAD @pokesaladcfb]

Also it's incredibly obvious that @OKSTProbs used AI to write this entire thread. Get a life, bro.

[POKE SALAD @pokesaladcfb]

So, the folks at OSU were halfway smart enough to say no to a money-grubbing AI-loving billionaire. Good for them. This guy doesn't want to help OSU sports. He wants money and water and land for his data center. Fuck him.

[OKSTProbs @OKSTProbs]

You've heard me talk about OSU being dead last in Big 12 NIL.

You've heard me talk about the administration that's running donors off.

Now let me tell you about the man who tried to save Oklahoma State athletics — and what OSU did to him.

His name is Rick Sosa. 🧵