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Jesus is my Savior. Family is everything. Navy veteran. Airman. After those, it’s all whipped cream. Stop mutilating our kids.

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@Dadsaysjokes Convince her that you were wrong to begin with!

This will not end well.

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@DerrickEvans4WV Hey!

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@KTHopkins @sydney_sweeney Yeah...I feel like a freakin pervert. But I have to say, that last little 'bow' she gave at the end was incredibly endearing.

I suppose it's like saying "I buy it for the articles" 🫤

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@caddietales You are definitely worth the follow, my friend! Great perspective…. 🙏

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@adamcarolla How does one keep all tbis shit straight?!?!?!

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@DrewPavlou @JoshuaLisec Dear Lord that voice…. 🫤🔫

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@pelositracker Rebalancing. Some analysis shows he bought Oklahoma muni bonds around the same time. Guessing he made some do and wanted to derisk.

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@ThePatriotOasis What the hell happened to her face?!

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@howertonjosh And one wonders how Revelations will begin. Pretty sure this wasn’t on Hal’s bingo card.

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@OliLondonTV TBH…the only one that needs to see his penis is Melania. And last I checked, Jelly Roll is single. 🫤

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@JackPosobiec Dude was the EVOLUTION of Tremors. See what I did there?! Did ya?!

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@JackPosobiec Fighting words!!! Blasphemy!!!

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@LibertyCappy Is it enough to just ask for gluten free? I’ve been doing so and feel so much different walking out of the restaurant.

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@nypost Bluejays and Mockingbirds and TX don't mess around!

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@LibertyCappy @GigaBasedDad I’ll never forgive them for Pluto!!!

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@LibertyCappy Cart-whatthefuck

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@KILLTOPARTY This entire thread made me 😢🔫

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Smithsonian's "white supremacy" list:

✅ individualism, self-reliance
✅ nuclear family structures
✅ rational, linear thinking
✅ work before you play
✅ plan for the future
✅ protect property
✅ avoid conflicts
✅ manage time
✅ be polite

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@nypost The old men in this community are looking at this all wrong…. 😂 😬

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@FoxNews Every state that is willing needs to pass laws to protect home schools…aka school choice. If the unions had their way, the US would be headed the same direction as Brazil. Hell, or California for that matter.