pollo

[effectfully @effectfully]

That intense feeling of betrayal when you realize she's laughing at your jokes not because she appreciates your humor, but because she's sexually attracted to you.

[pollo @pollolocal]

@SerWitchKing @Autonomosly @romanhelmetguy If you said, “Snakes are poisonous”, you’d be wrong because the snakes are venomous. Poisons are ingested not injected.

[jonathan @dakplswin3]

Threw a scoreless inning too #wokewins

[Hernan Cortes @CyberPunkCortes]

There’s no food up there, and he knows there’s no food up there. He climbed up there to experience being up there.

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

First they came for the em dash and I did not speak out. Then they came for the Oxford comma…

[🏁 @maxguwapo]

Everybody on here rich and strong and got hella hoes and never made no mistake ever and fly as hell and great at everything they do

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

Wife: cool how theres 4 mustards in the fridge and none go with my sandwich. Normal World

Husband: wow it’s almost like those are my dipping mustards and arent meant to go on sandwiches? but ok go off

Guy from Chicago: Yea it’s basically 80% of New York for half the price

[pollo @pollolocal]

To celebrate the two year anniversary of this chronicle

[pollo @pollolocal]

Might have to double back for round two ngl 🥴

[pollo @pollolocal]

@goolandthekang @Phil_Lewis_ Lil smokies now

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

Alex Pretti was murdered.

[BIGMEM12 @BIGMEM12]

- Pro Palestine
- Not afraid to speak out of real world problems
- Took Shaisis to 7
- Hardest nickname of the 21st century

Forever good in my books

[Scott Hughes @ScottHughesCBB]

There is a SNIPER on campus at Utah Valley University.

UCF transfer Tyler Hendricks is shooting 50.7% from beyond the arc this season for the Wolverines. Utah Valley takes on Tarleton State tomorrow night.

[chad burner @BootleggedChad]

4 days out from my life-changing surgery, @Aetna has denied the appeal for my brain surgery.

to be clear, when i signed up to aetna months ago, the coordinator had confirmed they would cover this surgery. then, a week ago, they said the surgery was too experimental/elective and denied coverage. we appealed. that appeal was just denied today.

now, my neurosurgeon is trying to do a peer-to-peer consult with someone at aetna to explain why i need it so we don’t lose the surgery date on monday morning. aetna is not being responsive.

this is sadistic and a violation of basic trust. please spread this so they can’t ignore it. they may not care if i live or die but people should know just what kind of company they’re dealing with. and please pray they are able to have a peer-to-peer consult with my neurosurgeon and have a change of heart.

[Pizza Hut @pizzahut]

start diggin in yo hut twin

[YungPut1n @YungPutin1]

Trump lets chinese students walk all over him. This is how Newsom handles them

[the vibe formerly known as jules @echotrx]

Instagram Reels is more of a body high while TikTok is more of a head high

[pollo @pollolocal]

Happy Vanney multi-year contract extension day to all who celebrate

[promise li @promise__li]

UCLA just sent riot police to beat up students who were screening a movie about how schools like UCLA sent riot police to beat up students supporting Palestine, on the one-year anniversary of UCLA calling riot police to beat up students supporting Palestine.

[pollo @pollolocal]

At least we’ll all be drunk at the pub crawl if the galaxy put out another stinker of a performance 🤣