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mumbai ki na dilli walon ki pinki hai paise walo ki 🌸🍓🌷🍒☁️🫧
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[pikachu @pookiepikachu]

this is so funny at 12:22 a.m.

[k @localdrain]

went to pee in an empty wc so i picked the farthest urinal. some dude came in yelling random shit and started peeing a little in every urinal one by one. i saw him coming towards me with his dick still out. i got panicked and started singing kaise mujhe tum mil gayi from ghajini

[pikachu @pookiepikachu]

will crocs be okay for mumbai travel???

[tandoori chaap roll @slothinpractice]

Kya purpose reh gaya hai meri life ka metro mein corner seat milne pe khush ho jaati hu😭

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

You ever been through a breakup so fucking life shattering that you are VIOLENTLY EJECTED from an anxious attachment style into an avoidant attachment style

[frank ocean lyric bot @urgfsmeftalspas]

men r writing long ass paragraphs for this football guy bro

[apna kaam kar na @meetski23]

I actually think I’ve cracked the code. #avoidant

[Jesseline @artemisgrl]

there is a grace that only shows up after you have humiliated yourself completely, which is probably why so few people ever find it

[𓃺 @riddhym]

maybe this is a heavily biased opinion but whenever i see working women (both in academia and industry) give up on career opportunities because they cannot change cities owing to their families/partners it makes me really sad, i would never want to be in that position

[Zucker Doctor @DoctorLFC]

It would be fair to say that the underground portion of the Mumbai Metro 3 Aqua line has passed its sternest monsoon test so far with flying colours.

[sourdough @whorehubhai]

substack is so fun 💕

[🫧 @lunecrumbss]

parrot's raincoat

[Ous'B 💚 @BongsMahlangu_]

If you miss a man just text him. He'll say something that ruins that feeling pretty quickly.

[tanvi @tanvitalkss]

do we bombay people realise that we are living through an almost natural calamity rn

[Kerwin Fjøl @zermatist]

This is a bulletproof hypothesis because if you fall in love the second time and it works out better than the first, you can always lie to yourself and go, "Oh, I just didn't know what real love truly was that first time."

[💯🗣️🙏🏻 @masstmelon]

10 mins in Jogeshwari and you'll start experiencing medivial forms of torture

[blue @blume_jamess]

a big YES seeing the Wimbledon players creatively interpreting the all white dress code

[Non-anxiety Magnet (parody) @goesonrants]

Once you start noticing how the generosity of the indian people is all that keeps the incompetence of the Indian government at large in check, you never stop seeing it everywhere

[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

everyday i feel like that dog tryna ignore it

[Per Bylund @PerBylund]

#Poverty is the lack of wealth, which must be created. #Prosperity is the state of having created or otherwise acquired wealth. The former must have preceded the latter, both logically and historically. https://t.co/UpOCd9xAOH