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I feel God in this Chili's tonight

[🍦 @poole_lizzy]

I'm done with tinder

[🍦 @poole_lizzy]

@brookechambie But I found someone who puts up with my bs so I gotta keep him

[🍦 @poole_lizzy]

@brookechambie I get bored easily

[kenzie loves lance @bisexualspies]

if you're against gays because "the bible says so" then you better not

- masturbate
- watch porn
- eat bacon
- have tattoos
- get remarried
- gossip
- play american football
- have premarital sex
- wear polyester
- work on saturday

because the bible forbids those things too

[🪽 @angelxemoji]

Dudes on messenger be like:
Hey
Heyy
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
You ugly anyway bitch
Hey
Hey

[vince @vints]

*does laundry and makes bed*
Oh sorry what was that? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of me getting my life together

[𓍊𓋼𓍊 tony 𓍊𓋼𓍊 @voguetony]

nobody:

girls with fake nails:

[Mountain Rescue Search Dogs England @MRSearchDogsEng]

Ever wondered what it would be like to be buried in snow and found by one of our happy search and rescue dogs? (Video version).

[Bailey Shibinette @BShibinette]

Some of you girls never forced your parents to paint your room lime green or aqua blue and had to deal with the consequences years later and it shows

[J’adore Dior @_therealchynna]

Fuck (and I cannot stress this enough) them kids.

[G @gjunkaccnt]

My sister accidentally locked me out of the house so I went to check if the back door was unlocked and this happened

[(bee-cee) Bisi @bisii_babyy]

George Bush kids were on coke.....NEXT

[Barrett Luci @damnbluci]

In my 7th grade science class a girl read “orgasm” instead of “organism” & the whole class laughed & she was embarrassed. To calm her down our teacher told her everyone would forget in 2 weeks. It’s been 9 years & I still remember Danielle. I fucking remember. I hope you see this

[veloursuitpapi.🕯️ @doylenoir]

College student spotted being a college student.

[sassy sunflower @amandaasettee]

Due to personal reasons I will be drinking an entire bottle of wine

[aliah @_princessslili]

Parents who make their kids’ Valentine’s Day special >>> my mom always gets me something every year whether it’s a card, a teddy bear, etc. So I grew up seeing it as a day of giving and receiving love in any form. Not just romantically.

[SwagBoyQ @Theswagboyq]

Open for a surprise