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you’re just jealous bc i met god and you didn’t

[li ?! @poolofbees]

adding joy wang’s everything bagel of nothing matters monologue with this piece from sarah sutterlin to create the most specific kind of collection

[li ?! @poolofbees]

i know people are rolling their eyes in their minds at me when i say this but idgaf!!! i stand by it and i’m right!!!

[li ?! @poolofbees]

one of the few knowingly annoying things i allow myself is refuting ppl who call my phone setting “military time.” i tell them the rest of the world uses 24 hour time and we only call it military time here bc this country is unhealthily obsessed with our military

[li ?! @poolofbees]

she is both so adorable and so unsettling looking. i love her

[Sheldrick Wildlife Trust @SheldrickTrust]

We’d like you to meet someone very special! (Though nanny Nyambeni rather overshadowed the introductions…!)

Crowned with a little halo of hay, Poppi is the latest addition to our foster programme. Rescued last month, she is carrying on the legacy of her mother, Poppy – a famous matriarch who reigned over Amboseli for more than five decades.

We’ll be sharing little Poppi’s full story over the coming days, but first things first: we wanted to give you a peek at the newest member of our Nursery herd.

You can also head over to our website to learn more about Poppi and become one of her very first adopters: https://t.co/z8WgEhW5DA

[li ?! @poolofbees]

@breadandposes @theoceanblooms no i don’t think so. tom says this about greg’s date who is a regular middle class woman (they call her “bridget randomfuck”)

[li ?! @poolofbees]

attempting to seek out new sensations so buy some of that tea tree tingling body wash from trader joe’s and wash your vulva. what

[li ?! @poolofbees]

omg at the second screenshot because i did slam poetry with the second guy 😭 he was nice and normal and i have nothing else to say about him

[obi-wan @ALRlGHTNOW]

there needs to be a reckoning…

[li ?! @poolofbees]

@obviouslacking everybody here is missing that part of amy’s character is that she’s old fashioned and wouldn’t use online banking tools. it’s part of the joke!

[li ?! @poolofbees]

@doobierock lowkey report that shit to HR (or equivalent). that behavior is not okay drunk and young or not and i think it’s good to have a record of this in case his behavior escalates or if he starts treating you weirdly or retaliates. you have the right to a safe workplace

[li ?! @poolofbees]

jesse i have received your messages and i am ready to accept your vision. i will star in your project and together we will achieve greatness. i await your further correspondence

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Jesse Eisenberg reveals that his next project will be a TV series following an 18-year-old girl in 2002.

“It’s about the beginning of the culture wars that we’re in now.”

(via: @THR)

[li ?! @poolofbees]

@doobierock they hate me like wtf

[li ?! @poolofbees]

why is there a rule that in all interracial lesbian couple representation the white one must be a redhead

[Mop Penguin @MopPenguin]

bro last night was a stark reminder of what once was

[li ?! @poolofbees]

they haven’t invented songs yet for what i’m going through

[li ?! @poolofbees]

@doobierock put this on main and tag them like wtf!!!!!

[li ?! @poolofbees]

IM TRYING TO FIND A HALLOWEEN COSTUME PLEASE

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

oh no!!! they are boiling him and adding a stick of cinnamon for flavor

[li ?! @poolofbees]

@doobierock yes but you are my friend so it’s okay :) plus it made me feel powerful and independent picking you guys up

[li ?! @poolofbees]

all love to them both but this mv aesthetic of the vintage tv ad is so overdone….. like we’ve seen multiple artists of different genres do this exact schtick for the last ten years and i just think the creative director behind this could’ve gone bigger!

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Olivia Rodrigo shares the music video teaser for ‘expectations’ featuring Chappell Roan.

Out tonight.

[li ?! @poolofbees]

@doobierock hold on now because dont forget when i was picking you up and driving you around