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[Molly @pop_someMOLLY]

@HirooTC @worldnetwork @TweetHunterIO screenshot

[Johnylovely.bsky.social @JohnyLovely_]

I’m hollering 🤣😂😭😭😭😭😭

[gummybear nalgon® @the_chaparrin]

College group projects be like:

[Ayanna Pressley @AyannaPressley]

Don’t call these cabinet resignations anything but a Profile in Cowardice.

They’re resigning to avoid invoking the 25th amendment.

Congress & the people see right through it.

We must impeach & remove.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

2016: it’s only four years, how bad can it get

2021: are the armed insurrectionists storming the Capitol aware that there is a plague ravaging the land

[dais @theog_dc]

No negativity in 2021 unless it’s Covid or pregnancy tests

[Jazziee🤩 @_LoveJazziee]

I put a camera in my room last month to catch my sister taking my things. So for Christmas each gift box with her name on it will contain a freeze frame picture of her in my room taking things she told me, to my face, that she didn’t take. 😊 I’ll record her reaction for y’all 🤣

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

he’s right and he should say it

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

I’ve had this on my vision board for a long time and would like to see this come to fruition and convince me for once and for all, that God is real.

[Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw]

Our president is such a stupid fucking liar that a significant part of the internet is currently debating whether his announcement about being infected with a deadly disease is actually true or not.

[Sophia Wren @sophiacadogan]

Anyone else rip their mask off when they get in to the car like they’ve just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey’s Anatomy

[WAVYEMMA @wavyemma]

can we all collectively agree to piss off the republicans and make “all countries matter” trend on july 4th

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

When late stage capitalism takes a selfie:

[jack rem @jackremmington]

I’m screaming that these brothers are literally having an argument on live telly about who’s their mum’s favourite son,amongst an international pandemic I-

[egann @egannwyda]

picked my girlfriend up from “just drinking wine with the girls”

[Turnitin @Turnitin]

Melania, we need to speak with you after class about your presentation.