Shake 🤝

stop great resetting me bro

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

Major renovations begin on the 85th and 86th floors of the South Tower of the World Trade Center to accommodate new tenants.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

HOLY SHIT

Olive Garden is basically banning black people and married women from using their pasta passes

Literally shaking rn

[Shake 🤝 @PorkShake]

@AP4Liberty imagine thinking the food supply of fat American first worlders is in danger and in need of saving. Only affluent white women could

[Stephen Fleming @StephenFleming]

The people who are in favor of year-round Daylight Saving Time don’t actually want year-round DST. They just want more sunshine in the winter, period. Sorry, kids. Until we can adjust the axial tilt of the Earth, that’s not happening.

[Peter St Onge, Ph.D. @profstonge]

Permanent DST passed the House but is DOA in the Senate because Southern states want more afternoon light but Northern states don't want kids to go to school in the dark.

So my modest proposal: permanent DST but midwest and northeast shift one zone West.

Everybody gets exactly what they want 🙌

[Saagar Enjeti @esaagar]

It’s genuinely heartening to see how many people have taken up the mantle against the corrupt Florida boomer lazy golfing class that wants to doom productive people to blackness with permanent DST

We will fight until our last breath to preserve our sleep and our vitality

[Shake 🤝 @PorkShake]

@RickDeVos why are 7/10 of these cities right on top of each other in the Midwest?? What the

[Shake 🤝 @PorkShake]

@disclosetv WWLGD

[Shake 🤝 @PorkShake]

@Tim_NS1 Occam’s razor, he hopes them all don’t get it (power)

[Shake 🤝 @PorkShake]

Boy y'all want power, I hope ya never git it

[Glenn Beck @glennbeck]

I have a ton of questions, but all I know now is that the man i disagreed with often, is the same man that had the balls to say this. He changed things with this one moment. Sad to see him pass on. This was his finest moment. RIP

[Ian Miller @ianmSC]

This is how people with “be a good human” and “kindness matters” bumper stickers talk when someone they disagree with politically dies

[Shake 🤝 @PorkShake]

Oh, except the coach.

[Shake 🤝 @PorkShake]

USMNT's World Cup $12.8M payout should be shared with anyone who had to watch their dog shit performance in that last game

[New York Post @nypost]

USMNT's World Cup $12.8M payout will be shared with women's team after equal pay CBA https://t.co/wZ8yHUtKK4

[Shake 🤝 @PorkShake]

@DisgracedProp @ConceptualJames @spencerpratt no, state clearly what these two should be doing in lue of "simply calling them out" (which is your strawman) wherin "they" is everyone you've partioned off into a category of not in political power who agrees with and does the dirty ground social work of those in power. State.

[Shake 🤝 @PorkShake]

Steve Jabs wants to know why making a touchscreen phone will capture higher market share than one with number buttons.

[Steve Jabs @SteveJabs]

Neat. Now again... can someone please give me the practical purpose of robot hands with infinite points of failure over just purpose-built robots?

[Shake 🤝 @PorkShake]

no beverage line has ever come close to this perfection

[Dixon Tudeep @dixon_tudeep]

@AutismCapital Damn bro you could at least use the glass bottle

[Shake 🤝 @PorkShake]

Mobilize against the islamification of the West. This isn't some tolerable parallel society like Mormons and Amish cultures. This is life or death.

[Isaac @isaacrrr7]

🚨 ÚLTIMA HORA: Grecia anuncia que cerrará 60 mezquitas en el país y deportará a quienes continúen creando ilegalmente espacios religiosos islámicos.

Grecia se moviliza contra la islamización de Europa…

¿Lo apoyas?

[Shake 🤝 @PorkShake]

@disclosetv Please be bridges and powerplants

Please be bridges and powerplants

Please be bridges and powerplants

[Stephen L. Miller @redsteeze]

Belgium just created 1000 more Donald Trumps.

[Shake 🤝 @PorkShake]

Yeeeaahh 4-1 fuck em! Dogshit team. What the fuck

[Shake 🤝 @PorkShake]

80mins into the game, USA got their 5th shot on goal, whiffed it. Still down 3-1. Awful game. Terrible offence. Every player trying to get that cute shot or pass they've dreamed of.