(poss!) 🇲🇽

(19) (he/they) grrrr woof qoof bark guau guau ruff rufff

[🌋 @hum_dunkin]

It was a forgone concluge bro

[Donnel @DonnelVillager]

Me: Opening up letterbox to see what my friends are watching
My friends: 💀💀💀

[(poss!) 🇲🇽 @possee5]

being a human must've sucked before we figured out tool use. "we've finally chased down the antelope." ok now what??? we beat him to death with our fists?? kick the shit out of him??? get real

[Evil dooer @Evil_Dooer]

Hmm yes… Strongly agree…

[(poss!) 🇲🇽 @possee5]

call me Pinhead Pierre the way it's About the Shape and Size of a Pear (my. penice)

[(poss!) 🇲🇽 @possee5]

the reason why tabletop nerds are superior to the rest is that their bit necessitates having friends. you're supposed to socialize your nerds. They're like dogs, in this way.

[(poss!) 🇲🇽 @possee5]

that pussy like The War of 1812

[(poss!) 🇲🇽 @possee5]

last night was an sfm animation

[Pukicho @pukicho]

In a kinder world we might’ve had Jeff the healer

[(poss!) 🇲🇽 @possee5]

@no_earthquake we're beating you for this

[Mop Penguin @MopPenguin]

a wild boar just deflowered my grandpa

[bro @scrungeonmaster]

hmmm. very well. allow me to consult with my most trusted advisors. [turns to my council of perverted women with swirly glasses]

[(poss!) 🇲🇽 @possee5]

that pussy smell like alfalfa. like a freshly mown lawn. that pussy Green

[(poss!) 🇲🇽 @possee5]

snail or slug gf who covers you in goop every time you hug her and shes very apologetic about it

[(poss!) 🇲🇽 @possee5]

@z3rostars el concepto de ser delatado como larper de perro bloguero

[(poss!) 🇲🇽 @possee5]

dog with a blog is unethical goons

[(poss!) 🇲🇽 @possee5]

@z3rostars "ese pinche perro" se llama STAN. tenle RESPETO.

[(poss!) 🇲🇽 @possee5]

bro watch out for the Awful Mechanism. yeah the Terrible Engine. be on the lookout for that

[summer @transgendererer]

When I say "godspeed" (I say it a lot) I like to imagine I'm a member of a futurism religion that worships velocity above all else. Like its the standard well-wishing in my culture. Speedliness is next to godliness. Someday we'll catch him! the closer we get the more he loves us

[Fawf @Fawf_iguess]

*trying to impress some girl at a party* i can create and destroy matter