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I ball softly, with grace

[Legal Stimulant Enjoyer @PosterNovice]

@jmackcamj https://t.co/1ketW4zLB2
Hang this is a museum

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

I was Born in Appalachia and My Mommy and Daddy Named me Retard Slave

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@RDutchOvens @1VeryChillDude But you miss the first 20 mins. I’m not paying for a minions ticket and missing out on jacking off in theater 3

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I dare any man or woman to piss as frothy as I

[Legal Stimulant Enjoyer @PosterNovice]

Being an adult and having groceries so my meals are well-rounded and hit the major food groups (sandwich, chips, soda)

[Legal Stimulant Enjoyer @PosterNovice]

Exhibitionism but it’s leaving my bags unattended in the airport for longer and longer periods of time

[Legal Stimulant Enjoyer @PosterNovice]

@jmackcamj I comes around, it’s all around. Period.

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2 measles cases in Michigan? Yeah I have a case of the measles - my dick is 2 measly inches

[Legal Stimulant Enjoyer @PosterNovice]

@naterkd @DeffffnotSean As I understand it, there’s always someone out so those substitute routes are regularly available

[Legal Stimulant Enjoyer @PosterNovice]

@naterkd You didn’t come this far to just give it up!

[AlaskanTzar @AlaskanTzar]

The masks are off

[Desmond R. Crankshaft @__DINKLEBURG_]

This is like 9/11 for bitches that go on international vacations perennially.

[Legal Stimulant Enjoyer @PosterNovice]

@Feldfrog Doubling down on trying to cancel another, more successful comedian - I hope you feel as important and righteous as you think you are

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*obvious joke pointing out obvious joke

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You’re talking to the newest Marriott Gold Elite member, please keep that in mind before you turn down my sexual advances

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God wants me to bet $100 on the Lions game this Sunday

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@detrussy I was sweating a bet on top of Tin Roof once and had the same thing. Was a good spoiler in my case tho

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Joe Biden spent all the FEMA funds at Asian massage parlors

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Wearing my zipper down as a stylistic choice