postuwu12

idk

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I've seen nerds say, "how does the malware guy who doesnt go outside have a family and i dont?"

Well, it's very shrimple.

1. I don't talk about what I do, ever. They don't understand malware and if I tried to explain it they'd be scared.

2. I don't tell anyone what I do on the internet, ever. If I told people I unironically talk to cyber terrorists and send the FBI pictures of cats they'd be scared.

3. I don't talk about computers or anything technology adjacent, ever. Computers are for nerds and normal people don't understand it. If I explained anything they'd be scared.

4. I dress normal. I wear generic middle class jeans from generic middle class stores. I wear generic shoes like Nikes. I don't wear cybersecurity shirts. All my shirts are cheap $8 shirts that are blank with no logo on it.

Basically, be a normal person. Talk about dumb shit, like the weather or food, or something. Ask people about themselves (they love talking about themselves). You have to segregate internet person from IRL person.

tl;dr malware is illegal and for nerds

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@Coins Unc please put me on 🙏

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@razzykcal I don’t even like canes but that looks so good omg

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@eepyware Yea it’s way too expensive, especially for a hobbyist :(. Ofc technically you don’t *have* to buy it 🏴‍☠️ if ykwim

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@Coins Nah I was referring to my other random reply to your tweet of a picture of a sandwich

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@Coins This might be the first original thought I’ve ever had in my life no cap

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@Coins GG, hope it all works out in the end brotha 🙏

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@littlemousedoll Bro loves cheese

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@7N7 @mazeincoding Tbf like every tech site does this in some form or another

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@7N7 @jrswab Go routines ❤️ 😍

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@muffinbubbles33 I fucking love wizard101

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@Coins allg love u coins :3

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@Coins type shit, idk ETH is pretty ass rn compared to SOL in my opinion. I don't really keep up too much with crypto but SOL seems to be better for adoption than ETH and seems like it will last longer.

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@nsg650 because it has legs, the legs have to go on the bottom

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I’ve never paid a dollar to the IRS

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@Coins Now that the IRS thinks you have no coins, how many do you have