Syrah

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[Syrah @pouraglassofme]

Just learned that I am a man

[once and future wife geist @wife_geist]

men love to go on google maps and see how far things are from each other

[Syrah @pouraglassofme]

@vanillafunk713 👏🏼 👏🏼

[Syrah @pouraglassofme]

Maturing is realizing that the aisle seat on airplanes is the best seat

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

13. Afternoon walk in Saratoga Springs, New York, 1915

[rulji @jjmileo]

rhaenyra: "that was aegon the conqueror"

alicent:
#HouseoftheDragon

[Syrah @pouraglassofme]

The best thing about mom friends is that they’re always awake at the same awful times you are so there’s always someone to talk to

[Syrah @pouraglassofme]

Normalize dog owners hiring sitters just like parents do for their human children so dog owners don’t always need to be a wet blanket on a good time

[Syrah @pouraglassofme]

I love when non-parents give me innovative parenting advice like “just tell her not to do that anymore”

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

"That motherfucker back there is not real!"

[Syrah @pouraglassofme]

There is something so incredibly validating about my toddler singing the chorus to Anti-Hero a cappella

[Dylan Farella @dfarella]

We used to be a proper country.

[Syrah @pouraglassofme]

@giannavaliante ok but did u watch the Mormon ones yet?!?!

[Syrah @pouraglassofme]

Alexa, play “The Best Day” by Taylor Swift 🥲

[Syrah @pouraglassofme]

Every time I enter the post office idk how to act

[Syrah @pouraglassofme]

omg Elon stop begging like so embarrassing for u wow here you go fine!!!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I meet so many people who read twitter every day, but almost never tweet.

If I may beg your indulgence, please add your voice to the public dialogue!

[p @9753289p]

what is joe biden’s plan to unpause the ticketmaster queue for taylor swift’s eras tour

[showgirl ally ❤️‍🔥 @allyy_kayy]

death by 2000+ cuts

[quinny quinn quinn @lostintay]

swifties: we wanted it comfortable
ticketmaster: I wanted that PAIN!

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Mommy can’t talk right now she’s liquidating her assets for the Eras Tour

[Nyrotike @nyrotike]

Aemond explaining this to his family #HouseoftheDragon

[Syrah @pouraglassofme]

@giannavaliante it’s us