David Alpuche

Mexican. I love telling stories with photographs and words. I admire greatness, love dreaming big things and want to learn everything. Me-me-member of the NSA.

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'I remember once when I was walking with my teacher he pointed to a boulder in a field and asked, "Is that heavy?"
I replied, "Yes, of course."
He smiled and said "Not if you don't pick it up."' - @JackKornfield

Something to think about when the world feels filled with fear ❤️

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@GamebredFighter looking like Tigger out there on @UFConParamount. Halloween is not until the end of October, bruh!

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@newadam123 My guess would be the tits

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@IamTerreneitor @UNIVERSO_1899 Racista de mierda, se puede ser fanático del Barcelona sin decir esas cosas....

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@beckaliciouss_ She's built by surgeons and money

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@HawkEmDownChris Ronaldo Nazario

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@lilviolet @ArtifexMemor @paleochristcon Prove it 😅

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@Mimiiben1 63 for me

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Hola @vvanedwards! I stutter pretty severely and I always assume (accurately, according to your books) that my first impression is always awkward. I struggle to say my name quickly, I make involuntary faces, I appear nervous even if I'm not. Any advice on how to counteract that?

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@calhmemyno @FabrizioRomano @marca @JijantesFC They have been the reason we haven't won more

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@BlessedMMA I see you brought the animal suit for the post fight press conference!

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@Maleci3 @barstoolsports ... How do you know that?

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@lilviolet We need a collab between you and Yuri 😂

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@RepNancyMace And Spanish, and French, and German... Unless you are not smart enough to speak more than one language. Sucks to be you.

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@MsMelChen God forbids a Viking looks intimidating and masculine...

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@Cinesintesis_ @Hombrelmparable Y cuál fue el crimen? 🤔

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@OtroCuleMexa @AllFutbolMX I dated a woman from Denmark. The first time I invited her to have breakfast, I chose tamales; pork adobo and chicken in green sauce. She said it was the best food she had ever had.

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@ESPNFC How is he American? He couldn't have a more Italian name if he was Linguini Calzone 🤌

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@Aaretherealone @ESPNFC Both. Entertaining af, but nobody wants an entertaining loser--You have to come on top!

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@ESPNFC the problem is that most of the time is DIE :'(

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@BillSimmons Still one of the most unbelievable moments in Super Bowl history. I assumed we were doomed, how could we not be...