David Alpuche

Mexican. I love telling stories with photographs and words. I admire greatness, love dreaming big things and want to learn everything. Me-me-member of the NSA.

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'I remember once when I was walking with my teacher he pointed to a boulder in a field and asked, "Is that heavy?"
I replied, "Yes, of course."
He smiled and said "Not if you don't pick it up."' - @JackKornfield

Something to think about when the world feels filled with fear ❤️

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@lilviolet We need a collab between you and Yuri 😂

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@RepNancyMace And Spanish, and French, and German... Unless you are not smart enough to speak more than one language. Sucks to be you.

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@MsMelChen God forbids a Viking looks intimidating and masculine...

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@Cinesintesis_ @Hombrelmparable Y cuál fue el crimen? 🤔

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@OtroCuleMexa @AllFutbolMX I dated a woman from Denmark. The first time I invited her to have breakfast, I chose tamales; pork adobo and chicken in green sauce. She said it was the best food she had ever had.

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@ESPNFC How is he American? He couldn't have a more Italian name if he was Linguini Calzone 🤌

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@Aaretherealone @ESPNFC Both. Entertaining af, but nobody wants an entertaining loser--You have to come on top!

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@ESPNFC the problem is that most of the time is DIE :'(

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@BillSimmons Still one of the most unbelievable moments in Super Bowl history. I assumed we were doomed, how could we not be...

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@krimzon67 He's trash

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@TheWarningBand2 ese combo de Choke + Dust to Dust + Dull Knives en su disco en vivo NO. TIENE. ABUELA. 🤘🤘🤘🤘

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@realDonaldTrump No, thank you

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Paddy might be right about scousers not getting KOed. That dude is unstoppable.

#UFC324

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Jon Anik just called him Patrick Pimblett and I audibly groaned 🤢

#UFC324

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@paramountplus: "How do we signal the start of a new era of mixed martial arts?"
Creative department: THE ROCK SHOW BY BLINK 182!!!!

Da fuq? #UFC324

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@ShaneTuttleNCAA Is that Steve Buscemi?? 😂

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@BarcaUniversal Yes we freaking know, it's obvious

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@MsMelChen @baltic_dan Let me be the judge

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@arielhelwani Amanda is THE best, but this fight is going to a decision. That's not how you end a fight card.

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@EliLeezayy EVERY GAME!