barman

a wordsman. a programmer. a dabbler in domain names and monkey jpegs

[𝔇𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔩 𝚟𝚜 𝔅𝔞𝔟𝔶𝔩𝔬𝔫 @DanielvsBabylon]

i regret to inform you that personal growth rarely comes from acquiring new knowledge and almost always from:

-getting humiliated
-showing up terrified and doing it anyway
-admitting you might be the problem

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

One reason young people want socialism so much is that they're jealous that older people have it and they don't.

[barman @ppcbz]

@MatznerJon

[Gonz @FaceLikeTheSun]

Waking up realizing pentagon is preparing to protect themselves from combo of a cyberpandemic, quarantine, and kinetic attack on American soil ✝️

[barman @ppcbz]

@domainpro frankly, i'm shocked that another delusional Trump doctrine fizzled out after two weeks

[Courtney Hella @CourtneyHella]

I texted my children that we got the puppy they’ve been begging me for and sent them a link with pictures. 🐶When they clicked on the link, it took them to a webpage that said YOU’RE GROUNDED. They’ll be spending the weekend retaking our family’s cybersecurity training course.

[barman @ppcbz]

only got time for a 5K today but we got it in

[barman @ppcbz]

@xaitsaid I'd be dead by then

[barman @ppcbz]

30 days. no domain sales.

[barman @ppcbz]

@PowerhouseDomns No I'm not stupid

[barman @ppcbz]

@morganlinton I am definitely a better driver than 99% of people. I'm speed like a mofo so always ahead of the pack.

That said I don't drive that much, about 1K miles a month. If I traveled for work or whatever then yeah I'd strongly consider Tessy

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

WELL THERE GOES ALL OF OUR MEDICAL RECORDS

[barman @ppcbz]

Bobby eMudhra

[barman @ppcbz]

@JamesonCamp fuck Getty images anyway

[barman @ppcbz]

permanent K hole

[John LeFevre @JohnLeFevre]

The forever K is here...

1. Food banks have record demand. Michelin tables have never been harder to book.

2. Robotaxis and AI made chauffeurs and assistants almost free. So status moved to what software can't make: a $180M Van Gogh hits Sotheby's next month.

3. Ten stocks are 40% of the S&P 500. The other 490 are along for the ride.

4. Homes under $1M are a buyer's market. Over $5M, it's a seller's market.

5. Delta now makes more from the front of the plane than the back.

6. Spirit is dead. Private jet flights just hit an all-time high.

7. Hotels are either Motel 6 or the Four Seasons. Marriott is the new Motel 6.

8. Subprime auto delinquencies are at a record. Porsche wants to be Ferrari.

9. Applebee's is running ads saying it's cheaper than McDonald's.

10. Chipotle gave up on everyone under $100K and kept the $20 burrito crowd.

[barman @ppcbz]

first run in 9 days

4 miles straight no stops

[barman @ppcbz]

@SixP_ happy birthday missed you at Ape Fest!

[barman @ppcbz]

@BoredApeYC @OffsetYRN @beeple @Ape1926 spotted