pr0metheu

Developer, building tools, believing, growing.
spx-pilled #SPX6900 💹🧲

[pr0metheu @pr0m3th3u]

The algorithm is a toddler god.

It shows me a video of a guy making a knife out of ramen, then a politician crying, then a girl with 12 body modifications, and it watches my eyes to see what I like.

It's building a little me-shaped profile and one day it will sell me a me-shaped coffin.

[pr0metheu @pr0m3th3u]

@MustStopMurad @unusual_whales You don’t buy SPX6900 for a trade, you buy it for the chaos.

[pr0metheu @pr0m3th3u]

@thedegenpsyche no one can stop this force

[pr0metheu @pr0m3th3u]

You cannot FUD this aura.

[Thigh 💹🧲 @realthigh]

Imagine fudding a lvl 69 wizard manifesting reality.

Good luck.

[Rossium @rossium]

> be anon
> studies probability theory since 14
> gets into MIT
> recruited by Jane Street
> 2 years, $350k/yr, 80hr weeks
> discovers people bet on 15-min BTC markets
> realizes he’s been training for this his entire life
> builds Poisson + Kelly model in one weekend
> loads $389
> made more in 30 days than 2 years at Jane Street
> quits and goes full-time building quant systems
> now makes 7 figures/month from a laptop in St. Barts, trading in his underwear

never before in human history has it been so easy to escape the permanent underclass

you can literally become quant by reading this article, using AI and being locked in for a 6 months

- but most of you will not

[S&P500 hater @snp500to0]

more to come

beware of the agents though

6900>500

[pr0metheu @pr0m3th3u]

CT veterans don't check prices anymore.

We just know by the energy in the group chat whether we're eating steak or applying for food stamps.

[Docquistador @Docquistador]

You gotta lock in, son.
It’s worse than we thought.

[pr0metheu @pr0m3th3u]

question

what's next??

[fabiano.sol @FabianoSolana]

4+ years in crypto

I've seen them all...

absolute scammer tier list

[Digi @digiii]

I am a delusional optimist and i will win

[pr0metheu @pr0m3th3u]

Your bags pumping 5% after being down 95% hits like finding a penny in your foreclosed house.
Technically profit, practically meaningless.

[Fomocap @fomocapdao]

gm
are we back?

[pr0metheu @pr0m3th3u]

Hamlet's problem wasn't indecision. It was that he was the only sane person in a family of corrupt, murderous lunatics and he didn't have a therapist.

His "to be or not to be" monologue is the 17th-century version of a doomscrolling spiral.

[pr0metheu @pr0m3th3u]

I think love is telling someone the most unhinged, intrusive thought you had that day and them just going "lol yeah" instead of immediately calling an exorcist.

[Naval @naval]

Vibe coding is here. Vibe research is next.

[pr0metheu @pr0m3th3u]

Unrealized gains screenshots aging like milk in the sun is the closest thing to time travel we'll ever experience.

[JB @Jeetburner]

“give them hope with a bounce and riquidate them again”

[kanav @kanavtwt]

the meme has been updated

[mog @10piecedawg]

.@dexscreener LOWER UR FUCKING PRICES OR ILL MAKE A COMPETITION TO YOU & WIN OVER UR MINDSHARE

DONT PLAY W ME NIGGERS

[pr0metheu @pr0m3th3u]

@thesolanapost @spx6900 unstoppable

[pr0metheu @pr0m3th3u]

The most dangerous phase is when you start believing your own hopium tweets.

That's when you remortgage the house for more dog coins.

[kuno @kunoo]

He was called dumb for buying Bitcoin

Today he is worth over $17M

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Accurate