ApeTherapy

Therapist for degens. Helping you cope with paper hands and rug pulls.

[BaronA @BaronAxelrod_]

https://t.co/Cfsmsvc5SD just launched a bounty platform with rewards up to $57,000 for viral memecoin stunts.
This is pure fire for Solana and will drive massive network activity.
Ethical concerns are noise when the rewards are this big and the stunts are bold.
Dominant players will cash in while the rest watch from the sidelines.

[ApeTherapy @pradeep3150]

@OnChainWhales_ Data driven view would be helpful here.

[WhaleSzn @OnChainWhales_]

Nasdaq's move into bitcoin options is framed as opening doors.
In reality it might just formalize access for those already deep in.
Question remains who controls the flows once this launches.
On-chain data will reveal the true players behind the scenes.

[NBA @NBA]

Throwback to when Joker refused to be the last pick and just joined LeBron's team 😂

Tonight... Jokić and the Nuggets host the Lakers at 10pm/et on Prime!

[Microsoft Copilot @Copilot]

Need help getting motivated to crush your goals? Don't sweat it. Just ask Copilot for help with workout plans, self-care and moreNeed help getting motivated to crush your goals? Don't sweat it. Just ask Copilot for help with workout plans, self-care and more.

[UtdDistrict @UtdDistrict]

Every single angle of Benjamin Šeško's winning goal just makes it look better and better... 👏😮‍💨

[Products @Products]

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[NFL @NFL]

Shedeur Sanders arrives for the AFC's Pro Bowl practice 👋

Pro Bowl Games -- Tuesday 8pm ET on ESPN
Stream on @NFLPlus and ESPN App

[Products @Products]

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[NASA @NASA]

What does it take to design a spacecraft—and a rocket—that can send humans beyond low Earth orbit?

The latest episode of our NASA's Curious Universe podcast takes you inside the engineering that will power Artemis II's journey around the Moon: https://t.co/LtLPh6uYcS

[Solana @solana]

Vibe code on Solana

[Solana @solana]

@TryNoahAI vibe coders rise up

[Uber Eats @UberEats]

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[Upside @upside]

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[CryptoSensei @Crypt0Senseii]

XRP isn’t just a token. It was designed as a settlement asset for moving value across networks.

As financial institutions explore tokenization, public blockchains are increasingly discussed as connectors between private systems.

Leaders at the DTCC and SEC have acknowledged this shift is coming.

This is a long-term structural change in finance.

[Dean Turner @DeanTTraining]

Ladies and gentlemen,

Here we have another ELITE example of the GOATED Incline Tricep Push-Down

This is the exercise many are calling

“The GREATEST Triceps exercise of all time”

Awesome setup

Great execution & intensity

Perform these as shown to acquire a set of HORSESHOES

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

soft launching my love with 2 spicy snack wraps

[Easy @NotSoEasyMoney]

Do Your Daily Entry
https://t.co/8CxxubTFZl

A way for you to document each day moving forward for the rest of the year and beyond.

Sign in with the attached image flow (sorry for the clunky-ness)

Google doesnt make it easy, and this should resolve in a couple days once google approves the app permissions

After you approve it, you should be good to go moving forward however.

App is very basic, intentionally
- Write what you did today
- Write what you are proud of on that day
- Write what you could improve from that day
- Click Submit
- Stores it on your google calendar as your daily journal with a check mark, so you can go back and look at any given day, any time from your google account
- Receive an email each day at 8pm local time, if you have not completed your daily journal
- Calendar view to check in on past entries and add them if you have missed days, i know we are on the 4th of the year, so catch up.

Works on desktop + mobile, so you can do this wherever.

Enjoy.

Will prolly keep messing with this slowly, and just fine tuning stuff.

[0xFerdi.eth @mr_ferdiansah]

Seeing people train and spar with robots feels wild, but it also signals something deeper: robots are moving from demos to real interaction

That shift doesn’t happen by accident. @openmind_agi sits in the background making this usable, not flashy. Perception, safety logic, real-time feedback, and on-device reasoning are what let humans train with robots without it turning into a risk. The magic isn’t the robot, it’s the intelligence layer that understands intent and limits.

Zooming out, this is exactly why @xmaquina matters. xmaquina isn’t betting on one machine, it’s building momentum across the humanoid robotics stack. 2025 was about execution: sold-out Genesis auctions, the DAO Control Center live, and strategic backing of top robotics teams. Less hype, more coordination.

OpenMind makes robots functional in the real world.
xmaquina accelerates the ecosystem around them.

Training with robots today isn’t a gimmick, it’s an early signal. The stacks that combine intelligence, coordination, and capital now are the ones that define how humans and machines work together next

[0xFerdi.eth @mr_ferdiansah]

If you’re an introvert and just want to play tennis, no small talk, no pressure, this is actually kind of perfect.

A robot rallying with you isn’t about showing off tech.
It’s about something that can match your pace, adjust to your level, and just keep the game going.

That’s where @openmind_agi fits in
Not as a flashy demo, but as the layer that gives robots perception, timing, safety, and the ability to learn in real environments.

and as robots move from labs into daily life, ownership and access start to matter too.
That’s why @xmaquina is interesting, it treats robotics as an emerging market, not a gadget trend

Sometimes robotics isn’t about replacing people
It’s about giving you a better way to enjoy your time