Prashant nimse

Non believer, Lawyer,Ex Grapes Grower! Selfemployed, Ex Youtuber, Armchair Activist, dream-affordable quality education 4 all.

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

Speaker sir, paper toh leak hote rahenge, kisi ke samose ki chutney leak nahi honi chahiye, isliye double panni wali packing chahiye.

@raghav_chadha

[Man Aman Singh Chhina @manaman_chhina]

When I used to cover MHA, Mr Chidambaram used to move in a single Maruti Esteem.

[Aditya Garg @AdityaGargINC]

Hindus vote for BJP because BJP troubles Muslims.

That is the only reason. Period.

[खुरपेंच @khurpenchh]

Major Paper Leaks in the Past Five Years🚨

Year 2020:
Assam Police SI Recruitment Exam-2020 -Assam

Year 2021:
>Railway GDCE / Jr Clerk-cum-Typist & Trains Clerk-2021 -Centre
>CTET -2021 -Centre
>Indian Army Soldier GD CEE -2021-Centre
>NEET-UG - 2021 - Centre
>CTET -2021 -Centre
>GSSSB Head Clerk Exam -2021 -Gujarat
>HSSC Gram Sachiv Exam -2021 - Haryana
>Haryana Police Male Constable Exam - 2021-Haryana
>KPSC First Division Assistant Exam -2021-Karnataka
>Karnataka Police Sub-Inspector Exam-2021-Karnataka
>Maharashtra Public Health Department Group C / D Exam -2021-Maharashtra
>MHADA Recruitment Exam -2021 -Maharashtra
>REET- 2021 -Rajasthan
>RPSC Sub-Inspector Recruitment Exam -2021 -Rajasthan
>UPTET -2021 -Uttar Pradesh
>UKSSSC Graduate Level Exam-2021-Uttarakhand

Year 2022:
>APPSC Assistant Engineer Civil Exam-2022 -Arunachal Pradesh
>Himachal Pradesh Police Constable Exam-2022 -Himachal Pradesh
>HPSSC Junior Office Assistant IT Exam-2022 -Himachal Pradesh
>JKSSB Police Sub-Inspector Exam-2022 -Jammu & Kashmir
>JKSSB Finance Accounts Assistant Exam-2022 -Jammu & Kashmir
>JKSSB Junior Engineer Civil Exam -2022 -Jammu & Kashmir
>Karnataka Assistant Professor Recruitment Exam -2022 -Karnataka
>Rajasthan Police Constable Recruitment Exam-2022-Rajasthan
>RPSC Senior Teacher Grade II GK Paper-2022 -Rajasthan
>RPSC School Lecturer Agriculture Science Paper -2022 -Rajasthan
>TSPSC Group-I Preliminary Exam -2022 -Telangana

Year 2023:
>CTET -2023 -Centre
>Assam HSLC General Science Exam -2023 -Assam
>Assam HSLC Assamese / MIL Exam -2023 -Assam
>Bihar Police Constable Recruitment Exam -2023 -Bihar
>GPSSB Junior Clerk Exam-2023 -Gujarat
>HPSC Veterinary Surgeon Exam-2023-Haryana
>MP NHM Contractual Staff Nurse Exam-2023-Madhya Pradesh
>OSSC Junior Engineer Civil Main Exam -2023-Odisha
>TSPSC Assistant Engineer Exam-2023-Telangana
>TSPSC AEE / DAO / Accounts Officer Exams -2023-Telangana
>Telangana SSC Class 10 Telugu / Hindi Papers -2023 -Telangana
>UKPSC Patwari / Lekhpal Exam -2023 -Uttarakhand

Year 2024:
>CTET -2024 -Centre
>CUET-UG, Kanpur Centre -2024 -Centre
>NEET-UG -2024-Centre
>UGC-NET June -2024 -Centre
>BPSC Teacher Recruitment Exam TRE 3.0-2024-Bihar
>JSSC CGL Exam -2024-Jharkhand
>UP Police Constable Recruitment Exam -2024-Uttar Pradesh
>UPPSC RO / ARO Preliminary Exam-2024 -Uttar Pradesh

Year 2025:
>East Central Railway Departmental Exam / Chief Loco Inspector-2025 -Centre
>Assam Class 11 / HS First Year Exams-2025 -Assam
>JAC Class 10 Science and Hindi Exams-2025 -Jharkhand
>Odisha Special OTET-2025 -Odisha
>Odisha Police SI / CPSE-2024 Recruitment Exam- 2025-Odisha
>Odisha ANM Midwifery Paper-V Exam -2025 -Odisha
>UKSSSC Graduate Level Exam-2025-Uttarakhand

Year 2026:
>NEET-UG- 2026 -Centre

[Prashant nimse @prashantnimse]

@manish__aman @vodkaholic Dhurandhar 4 mein gold kyu 1 saal nahi kharidna hey uska actual reason batane wale hey...

[Prashant nimse @prashantnimse]

@AmeetSatam @ashish_jadhao मेट्रो, लोकल, ब्लू लाईन, बेस्ट एवढे पर्याय आहेत की साहेब...

एकदा वापरून तर बघा..

[Prashant nimse @prashantnimse]

@News18India @RubikaLiyaquat @MnshaP @newslaundry

[Prashant nimse @prashantnimse]

@Mohansinha हे एकदम भारी लिहिलं आहे

[Congress Kerala @INCKerala]

Nation wouldn’t have been in this situation if the oil and gas discovered in 2005 by @narendramodi and Gujarat State Petroleum Corporation was actually available today.

Feku had claimed that GSPC found 20 trillion cubic feet (tcf) of gas offshore near the Krishna Godavari basin. In 2009, GSPC revised the estimate from 20 tcf to just 1 tcf.

Think about the scale of Modi's lies. Not even 5% of what he claimed was true.

CAG later found that ₹21,000 crore went into the sea, and not even a teaspoon of oil or gas was produced.

To cover up the scam and failure, Modi allegedly forced ONGC to take over the company after becoming Prime Minister. ONGC paid $1.2 billion (₹11,400 crore) to acquire 80% stake in Modi’s marketing vessel, GSPC. Again public money is poured into save Modi's failures in Gujarat as a CM.

[Prashant nimse @prashantnimse]

@Aloksharmaaicc Old vdo हे

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

बस एक साल तक, भाइयो बहनों सिर्फ एक साल तक सोना मत खरीदना....

उसके बाद तो मैं तुम्हें आटा खरीदने लायक भी नहीं छोडूंगा।

[🚨Indian Gems @IndianGems_]

This is getting hilarious

PM Modi at 5:00 PM: “Please use the metro and save fuel.”

Exactly 16 hours later: Absolute cinema on the streets of Rajasthan 😭

[Prashant nimse @prashantnimse]

@Anil_7118 @srkabira @SubhashiniAli Adamant bhakt spotted

[Balu Gorade @BaluGorade]

India's biggest hospitals are heavily owned by foreign investors:

Apollo Hospitals - 43%
(Vanguard, GQG, Govt of Singapore)

Max Healthcare - 45%
(KKR, Partners Group)

Healthcare Global - 60%
(CVC Capital)

Fortis Healthcare - 57%
(IHH Healthcare, Malaysia)

CARE Hospitals - 73%
(Blackstone)

Manipal Hospitals - 59%
(Temasek, TPG)

You go there for treatment.

Global investors see a massive healthcare business opportunity in India.

[Prashant nimse @prashantnimse]

@thejendra @samjawed65 ID badalna bhul gaye kya???

[Prashant nimse @prashantnimse]

@KG8777 @MnshaP Chal be troller, idhar गंध मत फैला... orignal account se aa..

[Mini Nair @minicnair]

When media people asked former Kerala Chief Minister Pinarayi Vijayan what he wanted to say about the BJP winning 3 seats in Kerala,

Chief Minister replied:

Somewhere, there is a lack of education in those areas. We will try to promote education more in those regions.

#Keralam

[Prashant nimse @prashantnimse]

@Dowoz @heygurisingh My MG zS ev doesnt support android auto 🙃

[Alok Sharma @Aloksharmaaicc]

In New India :

Credits goes to Narendra Modi

Questions goes to Rahul Gandhi

Blame goes to Pandit Nehru

[खुरपेंच @khurpenchh]

आगरा में बग़ैर सर्विस केबल के मीटर चलने का सफल परीक्षण किया गया,

देश के कई नंबी नारायणन जैसे वैज्ञानिक मौजूद रहे।