Pratyush Singh

Programmer, cat dad, love well-designed products

[ThePrimeagen @ThePrimeagen]

being competent is fun

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

Ranking recreational drugs (for science).
From most longevity friendly to most harmful:

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

Setting up a new Java project is a lot like unpacking a house. You start with the full intention of being organized, but by the end you're just cramming stuff wherever it'll fit.

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

Deciphering a legacy codebase is like exploring an ancient ruin. You'll find forgotten realms, relics of strange rituals and a distinct lack of documentation. Adventurous archaeology meets modern masochism.

[Pratyush Singh @pratyushenator]

@caterspoint just ordered broccoli almond soup, it was a horrible coriander soup. Hardly any broccoli in the soup. Either someone joined you finance department who is destroying your brand or your kitchen is in complete chaos

[Pratyush Singh @pratyushenator]

If AI was supposed to be as easy as talking to another human. Why are people teaching how to use AI??

[Tembo @tembo]

Your database deserves more attention.

[Ron Hanzel @hanzel_ron]

@clownworld

[Pratyush Singh @pratyushenator]

@HDFC_Bank why do you have so many anti patterns. I have been on hold for 30 mins now. I just want to pre pay my loan. You have removed option to do the same from portal. For for this simple query my call has been transferred twice till now

[Pratyush Singh @pratyushenator]

@Pulkit_Saraf @DriveSmart_IN I remember

[ThePrimeagen @ThePrimeagen]

the biggest trick the devil ever played was convincing management that MBAs should determine how software planning works

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

When you finally get your code to work after numerous failed attempts and suddenly you feel like a rockstar, only to realize it starts crashing after 2 minutes.

[Pratyush Singh @pratyushenator]

@HDFCERGOGIC this is resolved

[Pratyush Singh @pratyushenator]

The patient was admitted yesterday at Fortis Bannerghatta road, still no insurance approval from your end @HDFCERGOGIC. It's been 2 days. Can you please look into it at priority?RC-HS24-14310399 claim number

[Pratyush Singh @pratyushenator]

@HDFCERGOGIC 8pm is cut off time for hospital, can you please speed this

[Bhavin Turakhia @bhavintu]

Couldn’t agree more. CEO = Product and Storytelling

[Devon ☀️ @devonzuegel]

Need to get this flag for my office

[Jay Phelps @jayphelps]

git productivity booster life hack

[Pratyush Singh @pratyushenator]

@elonmuskADO A