Atheists of Inner-West Revesby

If you can’t handle me at my best you don’t deserve me when I disappoint you like I do everyone else

[Atheists of Inner-West Revesby @pray2god69]

Just had to look up what "clout" meant to continue a conversation with my 9-year old son

[Atheists of Inner-West Revesby @pray2god69]

https://t.co/8gUFF1IPkt It’s Pokémon Nuzlocke time! Chegg and Jek face off in our new series. Who will win?! JOIN US! #twitch #stream #Livestream #TwitchStreamers #pokemon #nuzlocke

[Atheists of Inner-West Revesby @pray2god69]

Enjoy gaming? I know I do! Us here at AoIWR proudly support https://t.co/62tWYMebxf Go give them a watch and a follow and we'll see you each night for you a new stream! #TwitchAffilate #twitch #TwitchStreamers #Livestream #LiveStreaming

[Atheists of Inner-West Revesby @pray2god69]

@Ninja @BBASmash this is the real #champtweet. If Ninja never accepts a loss, these kings should never lose their gains

[Atheists of Inner-West Revesby @pray2god69]

Made a huge mistake. Rushing out a Facebook comment and tried to write 'lol' using my swift swipe keyboard but it thought I wrote 'loli'.

Luckily Facebook users are basic boomers and didn't realise what I typed.

[Atheists of Inner-West Revesby @pray2god69]

Anywhere sell cats with dog bums?

[Atheists of Inner-West Revesby @pray2god69]

@pewdiepie My Nama Geff from 22 Jump Street

[Atheists of Inner-West Revesby @pray2god69]

My wife's boyfriend Greg doesn't check which earphone is which and says he doesn't care if he puts the wrong one in.

I'm looking to collect more material like this to bulk up my powerpoint presentation to show my wife I'm the better option.

[Atheists of Inner-West Revesby @pray2god69]

@VaughnDavies I’ve been sending videos of you to Gordon and he loves them

[Atheists of Inner-West Revesby @pray2god69]

I have a friend that's in his late 40's and he said it's alright if I say boomer

[Atheists of Inner-West Revesby @pray2god69]

Looking for non stick gamer girl bath water. Anyone have suggestions?

[Atheists of Inner-West Revesby @pray2god69]

The #MelbourneCup

The race that stops @Telstra

[Atheists of Inner-West Revesby @pray2god69]

I’ve got the gun ready in case they have the audacity to fall the fuck over

[Atheists of Inner-West Revesby @pray2god69]

To counter the most disgusting act of animal cruelty that is tomorrow #MelbourneCup I’m going to make PEOPLE run in races and see how they fucking like it.

[Atheists of Inner-West Revesby @pray2god69]

Leaving the bathroom like someone was in there with the MS Paint spraycan tool.

[Atheists of Inner-West Revesby @pray2god69]

@Oreo can you guys make a flavour that tastes like cookies and cream thanks in advance

[Atheists of Inner-West Revesby @pray2god69]

Halloween cometh, as does the freak.
1-900-490-FREAK

[Atheists of Inner-West Revesby @pray2god69]

@Wazzaldorp Is this the robot from that scary pizza place game?

[Atheists of Inner-West Revesby @pray2god69]

You can only ever purchase used mirrors unless they were made by a blind person in a house with no doors or windows. Hope someone finds a way to save them from their isolation cube they’ve been eating mirrors their whole life

[Atheists of Inner-West Revesby @pray2god69]

So you’re a feminist? Name 5 women.
I’ll wait.

[Atheists of Inner-West Revesby @pray2god69]

Describing myself in the questionnaire at speed dating as the global cool down when you use an ability in an MMO