Prayer Hands

the only true way to pray and get your prayers answered is to use prayer hands. Obviously a parody account of politics and culture

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did the Downtown Orlando @dunkindonuts really close 🙏🙏🙏

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@SenRickScott fuck off 🙏🙏🙏

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just watched my IPO take office from my office 🙏🙏🙏

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Orlando Earthquake 🙏🙏🙏

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

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@specialopsmag he’s becoming a bigger cosplayer than Kristi Noem 🙏🙏🙏

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[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Trump has said stocks should go up, not down.

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there needs to be an option in @zillow to leave comments on listings. i keep seeing the same house dropping 15k every couple weeks, that seller/listing agent needs to know they have at least another 100k to drop 🙏🙏🙏

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@ReOpenChris loser 🙏🙏

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@Symply_rhoda1 keep saying this and you finna get hit 🙏🙏🙏

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@PamBondi but the DOW 🙏🙏🙏

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who knew @NASA made a fleshlight 🙏🙏🙏

[Don Pettit @astro_Pettit]

The Collapsable Contingency Urinal (CCU) now being used on Artemis 2 after a toilet malfunction. Essentially an open container (reusable, sealable, and drainable) that controls the urine-air interface using capillary forces like my Space Cup does coffee. When you are in cislunar space with a broken toilet, you need contingencies and the CCU replaces the need for about 25 pounds of diapers.

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@killmefam 🙏🙏🙏

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this trump speech was a nothing burger 🙏🙏🙏

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@dietniggga she looks like she’s got an extra chromosome 🙏🙏🙏

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@LindseyGrahamSC fucking loser 🙏🙏🙏

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@VINNYGUADAGNINO 🙏🙏🙏

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@elonmusk so are deez nutz 🙏🙏🙏

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i cant believe how useless the GE smart home app is for the top of the line “smart” water heater.

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@pepsi diet cock 🙏🙏🙏