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[Jon Tonge @JonTonge]

Healey wins and Benn loses out. 1981 all over again.

[lesbiana del rey @lesb1anadelreyy]

spain: 17 attempted goals
argentina: 17 attempted murders

[No Escalators @NoEscalators]

No shots on target by Argentina what is this the Falklands war

[Abdi (ich kann nicht mehr) @dilarasvater]

Der Lidl geht unter

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

All the dirt Argentina got away with.

[Hugo Papé 💚🌱🌍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇵🇸🇪🇸 @HugoPap2]

My politics normally, vs my politics when an Argentinian starts speaking.

[Zoso🇺🇳(🇮🇶) @MesoAnglic]

Before Paradox strategy games, and before tiktok short form video brainrot, some young people used to spend their free-time unproductively in a REAL way

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

We should just show any prospective invaders the absolute state of the toilets on Thames Link. Cheaper than all this nonsense.

[Simon Hedges @Orwell_Fan]

Joe, it's so bad over there right now. In Burnham's Britain, if you say you're Southern you get arrested and thrown in jail.

That's crazy. Really? You get arrested and thrown in jail, just for saying you're Southern?

[a rare photo of sean connery signed by roger moore @steamedhamms]

binface vs farage vs lawrence fox is like el classico for “different ways your mate’s dad could end up taking the divorce”

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "We had 11 missiles shot by the Islamic Republic of Japan"

[Mark @mrkphllps1]

This country is so unserious 😭

#Newsnight

[Teo🗽 @teomanonline_]

This country is broken in so many ways, people have all the right to be angry, so am I

But anger doesn’t build a home

Pointing fingers can’t hold a trowel

And hand on my heart, I’d rather spend my limited time on earth on the side of people who’d fix church roofs

[ed @erar97]

The line of Prime Ministers at Remembrance Day (2030)

[Mint (lapis) @mormonmommyuwu]

would like to share my andy burnham approval rating prediction

[🌻 Maggie Thatcher Milk Snatcher 🍪🌻 @BigBiVibes]

@nikicaga Many of the left-wing MPs like John McDonnell are still in Labour. It says quite a lot about Starmer’s stewardship of the party and intolerance for dissent that many left Labour under Starmer but not under Blair.

[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

we should ban teenagers from ALL media. and then on their 16th birthday they are brought to a theatre to be shown a movie of a train coming directly at them to see if they react and flee in horror like they did in 1896

[James Kelly @JamesKelly]

This tweet should result in the end of Tapp's career. No politician with a shred of decency or integrity asks a question that his own government has made it illegal to answer.