Presley Weber

I am an electric eel in a pool of catfish --------------------------------------

[Presley Weber @presleyweber]

Nate from gossip girl literally had no personality except being hot

[fluorescent beige 🐝💕 @theSydDanielle]

A 5 day old baby died because a family was without electricity for over 32 hours. But y’all on this app saying we doin too much. Everyone that has something negative to say about what’s going on in TX can go straight to fucking hell!!!!

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

You’re the governor of a state where millions don’t have power, where people are literally dying of exposure, and you go on Fox news to talk about... the Green New Deal? You are the governor. Your party has run Texas for 20 years. Accept responsibility & help us get out of this.

[Calla @CallaWalsh]

Seems like a good time to declare climate change a national emergency

[Presley Weber @presleyweber]

“Everything’s bigger in Texas, even it’s problems”

[Presley Weber @presleyweber]

we haven’t had power in over 24 hours and every time I habitually turn on a light switch I think “well what did I expect”

[Presley Weber @presleyweber]

The riverwalk’s decorative lights are still on... meanwhile the vast majority of homes in the SA area have been out of power for over 24 hrs with people freezing in their own homes. But yeah make sure the riverwalk looks pretty and sparkly! priorities 😌

[Ky Krebs @kykrebs]

Austin had the hottest Feb 6th since 1954 and the coldest Feb 14th since the 1970s within 8 days of each other, but whatever the earth is fine, keep on frackin or whatever

[Presley Weber @presleyweber]

I would rather die than remove my hand from her grip

[Presley Weber @presleyweber]

hahaha y’all look at this old pic of my grandma inside the @lacroixwater display

[Presley Weber @presleyweber]

decided to end my 3 year Twitter hiatus for no real reason but hey what’s up I’m back! I know everyone missed me so much 🥰😌

[Heraa @caveheraa]

This is it. Nothing in 2017 will ever beat this.

[Presley Weber @presleyweber]

"If you go there one day you better have a sugar daddy taking care of you"
-my actual father about an expensive bar