Apparently Inebriated

Here for dog pics and doom scrolling

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@Acyn Republicans will be calling for roof access and ladders to be outlawed immediately

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@MickMulvaney @CBSNews are you seriously sticking with this guy?

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Hey @DoorDash second time my food was dropped off at the wrong address. I even requested delivery to be “handed to me” and was sitting out front. No response from the “dasher” after calling and texting. This is a garbage service.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

I’ve said it once, and I’ll say it a thousand times: The treatment for an ectopic pregnancy, a septic uterus, or a miscarriage that your body won’t release is abortion. If you can’t get those abortions, you die. You. Die.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Louder, for those in the back:

Donald Trump, his allies, and supporters are a clear and present danger to American democracy.

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@RepMTG Well thank goodness someone has finally taken a stand on this pressing issue. 🙄

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@RudyGiuliani Exactly how many shots go into that Diet Pepsi?

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@JoJoFromJerz

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@GOPLeader 🚨Pathetic attempt to distract🚨

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@SWinstonWolkoff @CheriJacobus Selling them is probably more accurate

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@mbaram @lrozen Talk like that probably gets you called into HR over there

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@RpsAgainstTrump

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@RonFilipkowski Best thing I’ve seen on here in a long time 😂🔥

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Chris Christie continues to prove he’s a complete immoral asshole in case there was still any doubt. @ThisWeekABC

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@Acyn If there’s anyone who needs to smoke some weed it’s this wretched woman.

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@Acyn Oh FFS!

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@OhNoSheTwitnt And mispronouncing each one. Sickening.

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@JohnCornyn @jaketapper If only you were in a position to DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!

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@waltermasterson I think that’s a safe call

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@SalHernandez @BuzzFeedNews Was it Patrick who called Beto a “sick son of a bitch” and then seconds later pleaded for all Americans to be nice to each other?