Keaton Demmings

[Dan O'Toole @dangotoole]

THIS IS REAL: Boss just told us, if this tweet gets 50 thousand retweets, @JayOnrait and I are allowed to grow beards for the playoffs.

[Keaton Demmings @pricklypickle15]

@mikefolkins is drunk. Wish I was there #bfg

[Keaton Demmings @pricklypickle15]

@xander1356 @steveo_10 what happens at the camp stays at the camp. Have fun at work #camplife

[Keaton Demmings @pricklypickle15]

@quinner9 @chrisroy86 u keep teasing us like that I know one of these times it's going to be a #nudey #showusthegoods

[Keaton Demmings @pricklypickle15]

@Barryjohn9 u paint them speed marks on? I'm looking to get some #tocool

[Keaton Demmings @pricklypickle15]

My semen must be like coke, she won't stop coming back #karzyquotes

[Keaton Demmings @pricklypickle15]

“@WorkaholicBlake: Whenever I get sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to masturbate.” I don't get the same image @hugga02 #sick

[Keaton Demmings @pricklypickle15]

I'm Jeff graham tonight #GiveYourHeadAShake #krazymaybeadad

[Keaton Demmings @pricklypickle15]

Going into the disabled stall and pissing on the seat is the douchest move ever as if the guy doesn't have enough problems #douch

[Keaton Demmings @pricklypickle15]

Just found 2 people doing it in my garage #tobe18again

[Jay Onrait @JayOnrait]

Pretty excited for the "Moms With Tattoos" era. #nbadraft

[Keaton Demmings @pricklypickle15]

@xander1356 @hugga02 @hoops2327 what a rick

[Keaton Demmings @pricklypickle15]

@xander1356 missed a good night #Moops

[Keaton Demmings @pricklypickle15]

@krazy724 @cocorover @quinner9 @steveo_10 @xander1356 @hugga02 @roverrugby come back home before you die #nufsaid

[Keaton Demmings @pricklypickle15]

I'm so impatient I flush before I finish peeing #Truth

[Keaton Demmings @pricklypickle15]

@CoCoRover Moops was wondering what the kitchen floor is like? And when can he try it out? #greasy #Moops

[Keaton Demmings @pricklypickle15]

Women are only skin deep #truth #birdy

[Keaton Demmings @pricklypickle15]

Strap holding ball joint @JakeMcConchie

[Keaton Demmings @pricklypickle15]

@toriannwhite yes #turedat