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close to the real thing, Fizz! I still made a good amount of money cause I charged em' handsomely fer myself, I say I say! And I only sold a few hahahaha! ”
Wally was just doing what he always does! Making a quick buck! He had asked a random to create some of the best Fizzarolli dolls they could and the result was....less than favorable, but anyone will buy ANYTHING if they're desperate enough.
And he ironically has sold
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He bounces over with a jingle of his bells, picking up one of the terribly stitched dolls with two cybernetic fingers and dangling it at eye level while shooting Wally an amused, unimpressed grin.
"Look at the stitching on this thing—it looks like I lost a fight with a lawnmower! If you're gonna rip off my likeness, Wackford, the least you can do is cut me in on ten percent. What's the big hustle today?"
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a few already and he can call this another successful venture! He was in the midst of counting his funds when the man himself suddenly approached him and he pretty accurately described the look of them.
“ I say I say suckers will pay anythin' that even looks remotely
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yeah I know 'bout all that.
but I'm thinkin' that ain't the only thing that's on yer mind I say I say. . .
come on man vent. I'll listen the whole time!
it's a bit of a long story.
… well, you already know a pretty big chunk of it. you do, and so does… pretty much all of hell, i guess.
though i suppose my side of the story doesn't really matter. heh.
-and in steps the wacky entrepreneur-
I say I say it's just how I am, blitz! good for business!
but uhm. . . I have to admit I'm a lil' worried 'bout ya. . .
why the long face?
c'mon, bethany… get your ass on that big dicked ghost and ride him reverse cowgirl. make the most of it while you can… you don't know what you've got till it's gone.