Joe P

[Chris White @ChrisWhite1979]

.@Hermesparcels this is where my delivery was "left securely", on a busy London street. Needless to say it was stolen long before I got there

[Joe P @primajjp]

@RushyRushmore I think the Wimbledon half starts at 10am - I'm signed up anyway to Hackney Half marathon! Living back down in Balham now...

[Joe P @primajjp]

@RushyRushmore Just entered it! Are you in? Am also running Wimbledon 1/2 marathon on the 22nd March, apparently easy to get a good time!

[Joe P @primajjp]

@RushyRushmore I'm living back down in Balham again! A park run is definitely a good idea-am getting back into running a lot more back here!

[Joe P @primajjp]

@RushyRushmore Good thanks mate, how about you? Have moved back to London now from Malta. How's the running going?

[edgeloading @edgeloading]

Best thing I'll see all day.

[Dominic @dominic_mcg]

Why do we love google translate? This is why...

[FanClash ⚽️ @FanClashApp]

This is hilarious. Dele Adebola clearing the Ebola rumours up...

[Pro2punter @pro2punter]

RT this betslip and 1 LUCKY RTER will receive the £2200 profit if it wins! #RyderCup #giveaway #golf #RoryMcIlroy

[simon day @simonday]

“@gracedent: ❤ RT “@alanbeattie: How to be a trendy restaurant: RT @snorewell http://t.co/FsUMH86OM6” love this

[David Baddiel @Baddiel]

Possibly the best cover of 3 Lions ever. #EmilHagberg
https://t.co/75bV8lu4us

[Joe P @primajjp]

@RushyRushmore hello mate good to hear from you! Is your email still [email protected] ? Will send you my WC previews...

[Pro2punter @pro2punter]

Our first WC bet! Michael Bradley USA topscorer @ 40/1 BetVictor. Follow http://t.co/a3P3Rp7gJW for the value and claim a £25 bonus free bet

[Joe P @primajjp]

@RushyRushmore Who do you fancy this year for the NFL? Jets at 16/1?

[Joe P @primajjp]

@PatRiordan16 I've just seen that - hope it's not true, he's been toilet for the past two seasons. Prefer the news about N'Zogbia though.

[Joe P @primajjp]

@RushyRushmore 1.43 on the draw already - can't see it being anything else to be honest - Eng 3.5, SL 34..

[Joe P @primajjp]

@RushyRushmore I haven't got that many people on here myself - only mainly got people from the betting world...

[Joe P @primajjp]

@niallwalks Unlucky mate that is bad news - hopefully it's not Dani Alves coming back to find you..

[Joe P @primajjp]

@ElbowsLambchops - Who is this Elbow you speak of?