molly

call me milly • ice cream is my favorite food group dm if you wanna talk about ur fav flavors

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(912): I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

me attempting to parallel park with all the cars around me watching

[Tony X @soIoucity]

mall kiosk guy: i gotta great deal for u my brotha

me:

[molly @princess_mooo]

@chrisdelia

[Katie Ryan @KatieAva3]

Charlene’s thoughts on holiday parties

[VT @ViolentTempo]

Can’t be in relationships these days, you take a 5 hour nap and wake up single

[so sad today @sosadtoday]

brb, regretting major life decisions

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

6-year-old: My boyfrie-

Me: Let me stop you right there.

[Molly @Molly_Kats]

Am I the only person who doesn’t use Spotify

[Jennaclaire @jennaaclaire]

Do u ever feel so fucking ugly that all u wanna do is go home but ur already home lmao

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Chicken tender is the perfect food because it has a feeling in the name.

[Grayson Dolan @GraysonDolan]

I wanna have a kid obviously I’m not but if I could tomorrow I would

[Katie Larrabee @k_bee18]

*work today at Starbs

Man: Can I have a large brew coffee?
Me: yeah, do you want pike?
Him: um, what?
Me: pike?
Him:
Me:
Him: uhhhh I’m in ZBT

[Jennifer Lee Rossman @JenLRossman]

Do you ever feel like your body's "check engine" light has been on and you're still driving it like "nah, it'll be fine"?

[jilly @jillnochill]

my roommate last year dropped out of college and now she’s dating an nba player. like this tweet if u think I should also try this.