Tulsi

[Tulsi @princesstuls]

Was hoping to sit next to a hot man on my flight & instead am sitting next to a priest & his bible…if this ain’t a sign that I need god…

[Tulsi @princesstuls]

Ok why is it so embarrassing to have a crush on a man

[Tulsi @princesstuls]

It’s so insane that men don’t get periods and still wanna fight women

[Tulsi @princesstuls]

It is so important to have a boyfriend that picks you up from the airport and peels your oranges

[Tulsi @princesstuls]

I really pay my therapist hundreds of dollars for him to tell me that “the energy’s off” every time I say I have anxiety

[Sanya @snagsss]

@princesstuls @dudewithsign @dudettewithsign

[Tulsi @princesstuls]

Not my father who didn’t want a dog calling me to tell me that said dog needs a jacket for the cold

[𓆚 @for001ever]

if you don't think your man can start and lead a cult why are you with him?

[Tulsi @princesstuls]

Who tf has my covid test results I’m not mad I just wanna talk

[Tulsi @princesstuls]

NOT my hometown gym blasting Nickelback as I fight for my life on the treadmill while tryna avoid everyone from hs

[Tulsi @princesstuls]

U could rly be in any corner of the world and there’d still be a guy in a Rutgers hoodie

[Tulsi @princesstuls]

@nikitashah11 @samir_btb “Twitter web app”……not Samir walking to his standing desk to type this one out

[Tulsi @princesstuls]

Do I have a raging headache because I’m dehydrated, sleep deprived, hungry, or DYING ???

[Tulsi @princesstuls]

Dating is so insane like let me just catch u up on my entire existence real quick

[Tulsi @princesstuls]

Absolutely convinced that I am living the EXACT same life as every single stranger I see on Twitter

[Tulsi @princesstuls]

I simply cannot stop making jokes about every single thing to every single person I speak to

[Tulsi @princesstuls]

Men will rly say “to add to that” just to repeat what you’re saying

[Tulsi @princesstuls]

Sometimes I’m talking and I literally have not a single idea what’s coming out of my mouth

[Tulsi @princesstuls]

The feminine urge to sell all your belongings and move to the French countryside