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bread factory resident

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@spiro___ @I_make_music dollars five hundred

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@burk992 we all know the rest

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@burk992 dancing, walking, etc

[Kate Berlant @kateberlant]

Do they have to cut the camera in half to get the movie out? How do they get the movie out

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@get_yoaked prym’ry

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@get_yoaked consequences

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@jbfan911 is he conflating “cunt” with “wench”

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terrible time of year to be an elementary school student. in addition to standardized testing, there’s some sort of school staff appreciation every other day. these poor children have been making so many cards and drawings for adults whose names they do not know

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@get_yoaked potion sellah!!

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i see that everyone’s mullets are freshly trimmed for the evening for @CupcakKe_rapper

[Decarcerate KC @DecarcerateKC]

It has now been four days since 16-year-old Ralph Yarl was shot twice after accidentally going to the wrong house to pick up his siblings in Kansas City.

The neighborhood where Ralph was shot is known as an area of the city where many cops live, and this is not a coincidence.

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terrorizing the MCI rideshare waiting lot with my playlists

[maple @unstable_maple]

TRANS MISSOURIANS your healthcare providers are FIGHTING THIS. MO AG does NOT have the authority to access your medical records. Make it clear to your providers you do NOT consent to your records being shared. Non-compliance is a violation of your HIPAA rights.

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it happened!! she added it!!!!

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great news, a new addition to the family

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somebody who didn’t drop the music program at truman, feel free to tune (ha) in

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great news, a new addition to the family

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i think Golden Light isn’t strictly correct but it’s close enough that it has the same feel

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could someone direct me towards the Cavender’s All-Purpose Greek Seasoning fandom

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@chelsesaurusrex i get it

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tonight was a tárvesty