Paul Newell

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@ITguySoCal MC1113279 - Attack Simulation Training Update - Select Training Modules to Be Retired - published 2025-07-10 (maybe 2025-07-11 depending on time zone).
Did that one not hit your tenant?

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@hackdotxxx Seen this one yet? https://t.co/DvgSRk2mxS
Lord, have mercy!!! 🤣

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@UnSportsESPN @EvCoRadio @msmallmon @ESPNCleveland @bigapplebrowns @Browns @BrownsBackers @BKBrownsBackers @UK_Browns @ESPNRadio @ChrisCanty99 @roblorenzoespn @ChrisCanty99, you are incorrect, sir. It is chronicled here: https://t.co/7CfwWGYqFE. Before you roll your eyes, everything is backed up with references to magazine & newspaper sources.
TL;DR: Model was a bad businessman with a 25-year lease who assumed the tax levy would fail.

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@_sysengineer @VogonTechnician The 10 is alleged to have a method to detect blood pressure, but it won't be as accurate as a true BP monitor. That is compelling...but it would be a v1.0 feature.

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@medus4_cdc “Team building”

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@JenMsft Those are my emotional support tabs!

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@medus4_cdc Black baby Jesus.

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@cassandrafaris Yeah, it's usually "ladies" who want me to sign up for their websites. 🤪

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@reflog18 I cannot go on more hypertension meds.

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@glassj3n @AdkMountains1 So good! :)
I don't think they make it the same way the used to though. :(

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@reflog18 @kborncrow @Brady_Quinn lol @ the final comment from Quinn!

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@medus4_cdc May I call out the “brains” thing? It’s a vicious stereotype from a comedy film.
Zombies are predators running on pure instinct - their primary one being “to feed”.
Your hypothalamus may work, but theirs doesn’t. Check your privilege and do better. #Godbless

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@MissJennyDix @medus4_cdc I was thinking similarly. Perhaps the person became a zombie shortly after receiving medical attention which included receiving stitches.
Otherwise…how could someone give a zombie stitches? Gonna become a zombie yourself.

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@Bub3m16 Probably the guy in the control room who will have to keep cutting the mics.

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@Gwen_S_Gibson @SalVulcano @tastebudspod Both are true statements.

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@SalVulcano @tastebudspod What? How are you going to compare these? Make it interesting; pit Milky Way against *regular* Twix.
...you regular twit.

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@medus4_cdc If that were to happen to me...just do it. Just fucking do it.

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@AMCPlus hi there! Any word on an Xbox app? AMC+ has been around for over three years now, but no Xbox app.
There's still an app for the older AMC streaming service (non-"plus"), but it doesn't work with AMC+ accounts.

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@reflog18 I, for one, am excited about Jim Schwartz becoming head coach next season!