avdrey

atlanta ⭐️ horny for kohls cash

[avdrey @proaconstricta]

He’s in her DMs rolling coal. I’m in her DMs rolling in Kohl’s cash. We are not the same. 💸😤

[avdrey @proaconstricta]

@JeffDLowe @ProjBigScreen That’s literally the square footage of my fenced in backyard lmao

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

"I have to steal the Declaration of Independence because there's a treasure map on the back" is objectively the best plot ever for a movie. We're not going to be able to top that.

[Molly @FSUmollz]

FIFA is such a world-class, respectable organization. A true beacon of integrity and transparency.

[QBgami @QBgami]

Just realized the Europeans will be present to watch Joey Chestnut inhale 84 pork pistols on live television in honor of our nation’s independence.

That one will break them completely.

[avdrey @proaconstricta]

Last night was a movie. Solid meat up with the ‘lutes. @circlingbackpod

[meghan @deloisivete]

Why are you, a restaurant website, gatekeeping your online menu by making me choose delivery or pick-up, when I merely need to mentally rehearse my drive-thru order

[RK Jackson | Atlanta 🛸 @theerkj]

big week for the glasses community

[avdrey @proaconstricta]

The next time someone asks me why I like Wheel more than Jeopardy, I’m showing them this tweet.

[WheelRob @WheelRob10]

Well, Tavaris started today's Wheel of Fortune episode (#7999) off with a bang not even 60 seconds in! What a treat being in the audience for this along with 70 other past contestants. The crew implied it was going to be censored when it aired! #WheelofFortune #RightInTheButt

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

I feel that there's a misunderstanding of the Met Gala and its purpose. 🧵

[☣ᴢᴇɴɪᴛꜱᴜ☣ @zenitsu__cooks]

Why would she say this?

[David Ruff @dcarterruff]

When subway left me off the schedule

[(((Jew))) @JoshMalina]

I’ve done the math, and if The NY Times can come up with three more daily games, I’ll never have to think about anything ever again.

[JW @JWepp]

Baseball season is here

[doctor idk @bigmonkeong]

this is my barbenheimer

[Pitbull @pitbull]

Happy St. PITrick's Day… daleeeee 🍀😉

[whitney @its_whitney]

me going from couch nap to my actual bed

[will defries @willdefries]

closing this game out on nickelodeon where they just have jellyfish floating around the stadium at all times and things like this:

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

His speech :

[avdrey @proaconstricta]

Some personal news. I earned $30 of kohls cash today.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Shout out SpongeBob. Sometimes it’s the guy behind the guy that deserves the credit