Probably Max

Things that Max either really did say or probably would say.

[Probably Max @probably_max]

This is the way mozzarella sticks should be, a knife and fork meal.

[Probably Max @probably_max]

I would not fit in in Valhalla.

[Probably Max @probably_max]

You know, hip. But with an appropriate theme.

[Probably Max @probably_max]

Hey, it I have to be sober, at least I can be scheduled.

[Probably Max @probably_max]

By the way, I have an itinerary to pitch to you when we get back.

[Probably Max @probably_max]

If you put business card paper in a regular printer it'll work. I used to do it all the time when I was a kid

[Probably Max @probably_max]

I either put ground ginger or nutmeg in my Hot Toddy and I'm really scared right now.

[Probably Max @probably_max]

The fact that Lubbock doesn't have uber select makes so much sense

[Probably Max @probably_max]

I think I found the one place in Lubbock that serves port.

[Probably Max @probably_max]

You didn't have to buy me that nice of port, I'd take any port in a storm.
Credit -@RayCrazay

[Probably Max @probably_max]

I'm at a point in my life where my wine club hasn't given me a port I wasn't familiar with.

[Triple H @TripleH]

Honored to spend time with Secretary of State Dr. Henry Kissinger talking @WWE and @MuhammadAli. @StephMcMahon

[Probably Max @probably_max]

And by the Watergate Hotel I mean my penis

[Probably Max @probably_max]

When I say the constitution, I really mean my penis

[Probably Max @probably_max]

Happy #friendsday everyone! And by everyone, I mean me.

[Kelly Powers @Kelly_N_Powers]

"Who's the Barbie Girl now bitches" - @probably_max @maxwellinmon @ChelsRae_11

[Probably Max @probably_max]

When I play Civilization I'm always sure to prioritize truffles as a resource. If Tutankhamen likes them as much as I do I'll make a mint.

[Probably Max @probably_max]

@maddieV22 @FTDSmusic @maxwellinmon Uhm, yes? I do? I don't understand the question.

[Probably Max @probably_max]

@maddieV22 @FTDSmusic I can't wait for my wedding hashtag. I'm thinking either #MaxMarriesMax or #MarriageGate

[Probably Max @probably_max]

I am a Frasier-esque dinner party