melvin

i am confused

[melvin @probablydannyp]

@MrBeast what are the odds you would send me to the New York Knicks game tomorrow night?

Btw I love feastables

[melvin @probablydannyp]

@dillondanis mine 👀

[melvin @probablydannyp]

@postcrabcore Taking skat for a td this sunday

[melvin @probablydannyp]

@Rational_Lions no goff hit the giants player with his head

[melvin @probablydannyp]

@ProjectHurts why are the eagles on this list

[melvin @probablydannyp]

@DepressaoMiles easy to get revenge when the refs are on your team too

[Overall Good Guy Anthony @The__Manthony]

You have to be such a dork to call taunting

[melvin @probablydannyp]

@Christy4Change @itsdeaann what happened to freedom of speech? it’s only okay if you agree huh?

[lauren 🍄 @lolowrenn]

that horrific footage is the same thing that happens to children at school, btw.

[melvin @probablydannyp]

@E_TheCowboysFan false

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

The plane stuff is freaking me out. I refuse to board a non-woke flight. I want to see at least 3 genders in the cockpit

[melvin @probablydannyp]

@DKSportsbook #LetDKCook

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

Bible verses condemning trans folks: 0

Bible verses about welcoming migrants: 33

Bible verses about advocating for peace: 429

Bible verses about loving God and others: 714

Bible verses about taking care of the poor: 2000+

There are absolutely no "biblical" grounds for being anti-trans.

[melvin @probablydannyp]

@BettingBigOnMe still waiting on the wall he promised 10 years ago 😔

[melvin @probablydannyp]

@CinemaShogun no, thank you

[melvin @probablydannyp]

@CinemaShogun oh yes because you suddenly care about women’s sports, i forgot

[simone de bolivar @_bitchsword]

NYPD has located a can of Pringles left behind by the assassin in Central Park. Upon opening it, they found it was spring-loaded with a large toy snake

[Lonny Malodor @PtsdBarnum]

Brian Thompson, CEO of United Healthcare, was fatally shot right before the investor conference. Conspiracy perverts, you better be fucking cooking today. Don't let me down. I expect Grade A insanity from you on this one. Otherwise hang up your 5G blocking amulets and get out.