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🤺 En guarde, bigots 🤺| 🇵🇸 STOP THE GENOCIDE 🇵🇸 | 🖤Don’t cross a picket line 🥀| 🐈 🐈‍⬛

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The larger the security guard’s ego, the smaller the wiener. Idk how else anyone can believe so strongly in their job.

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Just started playing BG3 and I’m already like “why is shadow heart as hot as she is shady, I’m so fucked”

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An unyielding love for Toyota corollas made into calming vaporwave music

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There is no “favorite food.”

There is, however, “here some of my favorite foods right now.”

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Midday report: eating a potato with anger, no support from work

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@RightforAmerica Man, people are STILL seriously dumb enough to believe the president controls the price of gas.

Here’s the lesson on how gas prices LITERALLY work: https://t.co/l3ljvMphBb

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@PrimoRadical - you back labor unions
- you think women deserve autonomy
- you’d like less billionaires to get tax breaks
- you don’t want to pay $4k more a year in goods
- you don’t want health insurance entirely privatized or to get denied it for pre-existing conditions

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: The dockworkers strike is over.

According to reports, the union and shippers have reached an agreement that includes a 61.5% wage increase over 6 years.

Final details will be negotiated in the coming months.

The longshoremen are expected to return to work tomorrow.

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Kali Uchis songs, eternally a vibe

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@elonmusk Oh great, as if pedestrians fumbling around in parking lots wasn’t already enough of a slow down.

Now I get to watch some ding dong load their robot car and hold up traffic too!

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@Curaleaf_Inc AI art, ew, pass

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@realTrumpNewsX Having loving parents is something many children dream of and do not get.

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Every time I go to a lesbian bar I honestly am fucking mystified why there’s so little of them in the U.S.

Like do a good act for humanity and donate to your city’s lesbian bar.

It’s a respectful sexy refuge and there’s already too many damn dive bars.

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“ADHD is stored in the ass”

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@latsot Cowboy

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New John Russell fan. Watched his vid ( https://t.co/GkSlWIatJJ ) on swing voters. I’m a canvasser in Arizona, a swing state. I run into voters all the time that want to blame immigrants for economic crisis & I’ve felt stumped on how to break through to them. This helped.

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@realDonaldTrump Imagine being dumb enough to fall for this. God.

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@MichaelMPM05 @Angelica_Reed1 @SaeedDiCaprio So are you, apparently

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This is the face of a roach killer and a silly little guy