“Hey Caroline have you seen the trailer for that movie about a freaky wicker basket monster who has nasty life-affirming sex with Olivia Colman?” Y’all would ask a clownfish if it’s seen an anemone
however chill or not chill I seem now, I was way way more strict as a kid. I was in kindergarten avoiding kids who said “libary” because I thought they were incurably stupid
Every horror movie should have at least one monster in it. Not a metaphorical monster like trauma or Charlize Theron. A wet gleep glop monster. Gimme somethin to look at. A little somethin for daddy
Look I love my friends who are various kinds of freaks and perverts but it makes getting drinks difficult bc when they said that their beer tastes like piss I had to ask if they meant that as a good thing or not