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Days in the everyday life of Starbucks expressed through daily experiences and thoughts.

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Damn you 2 for 1. DAMN you.

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Giants suck#lolmanningface

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So. A lady comes through the drive thru and says, "I don't come here often, but, what would go good for football?". Um. WUT, bitch??

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Who gunna turn up??

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Damn bitch. You order a mocha light frap with extra whip? Stupid hoe.

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Are frappaccinos in China called frappachincos?

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My moms so gangsta. She be like, Rollin up too the tearoom blasting sum kanye. She like, the Heisenberg of the earl grey.

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Tell me. Why would one like 8 honeys per freggin cup of coffee? Are you a flippin bee? Geez.

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Let's all go to Starbucks at the same time.

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Cops >:(

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"What IF hamburglar?".

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Me:Your total is 6.54
Customer: it should be 4.14
Me: well, maybe your order was entered in wrong
Customer: Fine!!
*Drives off in Lexus*
WTF

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Despite popular belief. A "Tall Venti latte" is not a valid option. Try again. Dumb ass.

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"If you could make a phanny pack fashionable for both boys and girls, you'd make a billion dollars."