Procrypt

Long time crypto advocate. Pro = for, not a professional. I was a technical generalist with good taste before it was cool.

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it's not enough that I win everybody should win with me

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mauled by the market
ur getting mauled by the market

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@haywire_3 the curse of middle aged whiteguyness

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at some overpriced coworking space (didn't pay)

wifi patchy as fuck

power sockets go off when someone turns the fancy coffee maker on

why does anyone ever leave their house?

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@AkadoSang https://t.co/sKDe9iKvZ5 uh

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Same one from July-August 2026. A 2021 firmware bug weakened seed entropy (down to ~40 bits on older models), letting attackers brute-force keys offline without touching any device. About 1,800 BTC (~$116M) was drained across multiple waves. Firmware updates only fix new seeds; old ones stay vulnerable.

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@SundownerCrypto glhf

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@haywire_3 and then they act like im the asshole when i ask if they have a network cable to loan me

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@Bonecondor @peter_szilagyi @andersavail Your Amazon echo is going to try and kill you

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None of us could name the inventor of Nvidia's CUDA architecture if we had a gun to our heads yet somehow we all have an opinion on the CEO

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I wanna see the DMs of all the execs confused why high profile leaders having extramarital affairs would be a problem

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Jensen Huang ate my hamster

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@swmartin19 Yes yes they are

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We just need to cool off before the next three comma pussy

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@MarketBubble Not even once

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The quiet pain is the hardest

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@alexxxx @Polymarket they don't like price gouging systems being gamed

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@MrEdogtagnft Just keep clicking (for multiple lifetimes)

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@jayhinz Maybe his legs are just as bald

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@RektCaprisun And thank you

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@RektCaprisun damn what did I do to sully my reputation 😭