Severus Snape

[Severus Snape @prof___snape]

@Rubeus_Hagrid_ I've heard of those. They don't allow potions on board! If they die without antidotes, it's their own fault.

[Severus Snape @prof___snape]

http://t.co/Op3K2iQ Resurrection stone, ftw.

[Severus Snape @prof___snape]

@Al__Dumbledore it don't matter if you're slack or tight.

[Severus Snape @prof___snape]

@harry__j_potter I may vomit.

[Severus Snape @prof___snape]

#itshardwhen you're responsible for the death of the only person you'll ever love...

[Severus Snape @prof___snape]

@remus__j_lupin apologies, Professor. I daresay making your Wolfsbane potion...slipped my mind.

[Severus Snape @prof___snape]

#ificouldiwouldbringback Lily Evans.

[Severus Snape @prof___snape]

@BellaLe_strange @charliesheen makes you look calm and positively normal sometimes.

[Severus Snape @prof___snape]

#Tigerblood is a temperamental substitute for dragon's blood in many potions. This may have something to do with my greasy hair. #whoopies

[Severus Snape @prof___snape]

@ron__b_weasley and @Hermione___G sicken me with song.

[Severus Snape @prof___snape]

What the devil? It's a BBM from @Prof__Umbridge! 'Are you with @Al_Dumbledore, did he get my text?' Now you drag ME into this?! #AVPS #woMAN

[Severus Snape @prof___snape]

Serpensortia. #thingsonlyaslytherinwouldknow

[Severus Snape @prof___snape]

Urgh... What a hangover. Alan Rickman knows how to party!

[Severus Snape @prof___snape]

I hope your love isn't dead today due to your actions. #happyvalentinesday #lily.

[Dolores Umbridge @Prof__Umbridge]

Proclamation #EducationalDecree No. 655
All persons must immediately reply to the High Inquisitor's text messages.
#didyougetmytext?

[Severus Snape @prof___snape]

Won't you Slytherin to my Chamber of Secrets? #rejectedcandyhearts

[Severus Snape @prof___snape]

I'm an emo kid, nonconforming as can be... #uncomfortabletruths

[Severus Snape @prof___snape]

"of course Lily will be spared." #famouslies

[Remus Lupin @remus__j_lupin]

For my patronus, I think about my best friend.

[Fred and George @Weasley__Twins]

#thingsweallhate @Prof__Umbridge's cough. And her decrees. And her kitten-covered office. Really, we just hate Professor Umbridge. #Hemhem