Professor David Balls

Professor of Astronomy and Politics at University College Borehamwood. ‘Britain’s friendliest Professor’ - The Sunday Times. ‘A sensible man’ - Sir Keir Starmer

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{PSG} are asking lots of questions in the final third but {Arsenal} have all the answers. What a great Football match so far.

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@bbcquestiontime @BBCiPlayer @BBCSounds @BBCNews @BBCOne Good Lord, my Grandson said he “would rather swim through sewage than watch this”. Well, I for one am incredibly excited!

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@CentristQC Is that a tent you have with you? For God’s sake

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@CentristQC I’m in the bathroom

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@CentristQC *Out of Office* Thanks for your email or message! I’m working off site today at a secret location. I will be unavailable for any calls or deliveries.

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@CentristQC Ah - what a bugger, I’m out of the house all week! I’m researching at UCB I’m afraid. Oh, what a shame.

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@CentristQC Oh, best be careful with glass in the post? I completely understand if you do not wish to send it. No bother at all.

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@StreathamRovers Finally! If there is an enhanced Olympics games, why on earth should we not enhance our centre backs? Lord knows they need it 😂🤣😂

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@CentristQC Wes has got that spunk you need to run a country. #TeamWes #StreetingSpunk

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@Im_sprouticus @SouthamptonFC When the Saints go marching home 😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂

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Good Lord. The palace must take a hostage? I can imagine the King’s Guard relishing in torture Nic, please be careful.

[Nic Dakin MP @NicDakin55]

Off to Buckingham Palace to be the “hostage” ensuring HM The King’s safe return when he opens Parliament - a tradition dating back to Charles I. Not sure I’m looking forward to it, but glad to play my part!

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@CentristQC 😂🤣😂🤣😂 #HIGNFY

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The dark horse is following in the shadow of the stalking horse, as Streeting dismisses becoming a horse in the race.
Source: @centristqc https://t.co/hx9Yfp3D0t

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@StreathamRovers FINALLY. It’s about time these players
learned how to get hard.

[Andy Churnwell @churnwell]

EXCLUSIVE Wes Streeting has driven Sir Keir to a bit of disused dockland to tell him that he has been relieved of his duties.

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God I miss Beaumont

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Good Lord, Jess Phillips has resigned. If Marina Hyde is next to resign, Starmer is toast.

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@BazakeMedia A great piece. Keir Starmer is a good man, he just needs time.

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Harriet Harman Pie