Lance

Journalist trainee. Beat Twisted Metal 2 in 1996.

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@elinashirazi @DailyMail I hope the views on this post were worth getting a bunch of blocks for flagrantly lying.

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@rpyers This reminds me of sweating the results of a Chavez election in Venezuela. You know what's going to happen, but you can't help but hoping a little.

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@campbellclaret Every time.

https://t.co/7YG6pLhryr

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

To @MariaMillerUK telling @BorisJohnson how well he’s reacted to the George Floyd murder, a reminder that last week he didn’t raise it till mentioned by @Keir_Starmer and when pressed by @Ianblackford_MP he was utterly dismissive. They are always behind the curve. Empathy bypass

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If a picture is worth 1000 words, a gif's gotta be worth at least 20,000.

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@marceelias

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@UKLabour https://t.co/2qP61u0v9f

[The Labour Party @UKLabour]

The killing of George Floyd has shone a light on racism experienced by many black people in the US and beyond.

The next time the Prime Minister speaks to President Trump, he must convey to him the UK's abhorrence about his response to the events

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@UKLabour https://t.co/NIQvIkDuKk

[The Labour Party @UKLabour]

Two years ago today George Floyd’s murder sparked a global movement from Minneapolis to Manchester.

We will not forget him.

Labour will always fight for justice and to eradicate racism.

#BlackLivesMatter

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@nickshirleyy @marklevinshow Welp, I have a rule that if somebody posts something clearly untrue, it's a block.

Sorry Mark.

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@zerohedge “Stock back to $20 fast. We understand short interest better than you and will explain.”

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@MrDennisByron Oh, well, if legacy media didn't report it....

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@OperaSocialist https://t.co/skGdOkRFi2

[Socialist Opera Singer @OperaSocialist]

@kitmalthouse @pritipatel and other @Conservatives government ministers seem more enraged that a slave-trader’s statue was pulled down than they were by George Floyd being slowly murdered on camera by a racist policeman.
#BlackLivesMatter #ToryRacism

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@AmeshiaCross Check out the democratic strategist strategizing in real time! Spin it girl.

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@grahamformaine Pretty sure Platner is a weird psy-op to allow Democrats to stop calling everybody Nazis while still saving face.

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@katz_morris That's exactly what I said about Trump when he ran for president twice, but sooo many Democrats disagreed. We're on the same page here.

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@JamesOKeefeIII @Nationals @grok was the Nationals director of community relations also fired after the Nationals apologize for what he said on hidden camera?

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@KurtSchlichter Everytime I see a midwit post, I assume they'll have "journalist" in their profile. And they do. Hell, I think I'll put it in my profile. I'm an elite midwit.

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@RedPandaKoala This is a funny topic. Nothing in the Bible rules out the possibility of other life in the universe, but sure, let's try to turn this into a religious catastrophe.

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@TheBabylonBee Where's the dude having buttsex up in there? Why can't we go back to the wholesome Biden years?

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@DefiantLs As far as I know, Jesus wants us to love ourselves, and love others as we love ourselves.

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@TheEXECUTlONER_ $20?? It's like $150 for a seatbelt violation in places now.