PropertyManagementGuy

Expert Single Family Property Management Tips. Appearances on Tonight Show, Letterman, ESPN, Today Show, and many many more.

[PropertyManagementGuy @PropertyHelp4U]

@s_carchidi We’ve rented to many athletes over the years. They trend on not taking great care of a home. Expensive homes are very expensive to fix.

[PropertyManagementGuy @PropertyHelp4U]

One of the most famous hoopers may rent my home. And I may not rent it to him.

[PropertyManagementGuy @PropertyHelp4U]

@elonmusk Nice. I use grok for facts. I use GPT for bullshit emails.

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@LangmanVince Zero.

[PropertyManagementGuy @PropertyHelp4U]

@alexeixbt Miles of smiles.

[PropertyManagementGuy @PropertyHelp4U]

@garyvee Fact. How slow?

[PropertyManagementGuy @PropertyHelp4U]

@BillWiIdin I tip 50% to places I frequent. And they nearly suck my dick when I walk in. Nice being treated well.

[Steve @oldguy_steve]

The fact that Hooters hasn't launched a home delivery service called Knockers seems like a missed business opportunity to me.

[PropertyManagementGuy @PropertyHelp4U]

@MicahPW20 Damn man!

[Mila Joy @Milajoy]

After working for 40 years, the average Social Security recipient gets $1850/month.

After being in America for 40 minutes, the average illegal “refugee” gets $3874/month.

And red or blue, that should PISS EVERYONE OFF.

[PropertyManagementGuy @PropertyHelp4U]

@ryanburge Interesting. Wonder if that trend is changing.

[Ryan Burge 📊 @ryanburge]

The higher the income, the lower the likelihood of having a tattoo.

For folks who make less than $30K per year, 45% have at least one tattoo.

It's just 23% of those who make $100K+.

[Dylan Thornsberry @dylthorn]

Employee accidently locked himself out of truck 50 miles from headquarters

But

I’m always one step ahead

[PropertyManagementGuy @PropertyHelp4U]

@SuperiorNBA 4.

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@ClayTravis None of them are educated.

[PropertyManagementGuy @PropertyHelp4U]

@TheDunkCentral @billoram @SiriusXMNBA He is for sure.

[PropertyManagementGuy @PropertyHelp4U]

@RedditCFB Fact.

[PropertyManagementGuy @PropertyHelp4U]

@Linds_aaaay Almost there.

[AmericaReal @AmericaReal3]

PSA: WARNING!
SCAM ALERT!

Be on the lookout for these two women.
They are hanging out around Port Charlotte, FL Walmart parking lot.

When you are putting your groceries away they ask you for a ride to McDonald's.

They are very convincing and very hot!

Once in your car... this one takes her clothes off and starts climbing all over you, while she keeps you busy, the other one takes your wallet.

I've had mine taken on June 20th, 24th, the 26th.. twice yesterday and probably 2 more times tomorrow. 😳

You've been warned.

[PropertyManagementGuy @PropertyHelp4U]

@stavvybaby Anywhere. Portland was rated number one food city.