flubber reboot (2024)

idk, man. (he/him)

[flubber reboot (2024) @provaloner]

I got a digital drawing tablet for Christmas and now the MOMA has stopped taking my submissions.

[flubber reboot (2024) @provaloner]

@ohmalia for every 1 powerful woman they bring on, they must sacrifice a funny little guy

[flubber reboot (2024) @provaloner]

just sent “Flingers crossed!” to a chat containing three levels of supervisor so if anyone is scalping tickets to mars, hit me up

[brent @murrman5]

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

[flubber reboot (2024) @provaloner]

@_sarakeith yoof who told this guy to wear long sleeves to the beach. that’s how cool he is.

[flubber reboot (2024) @provaloner]

twitter blue verification the new Scarlet Letter

[every Yu-Gi-Oh! card @every_ygocard]

Kaibaman

[m @msnetik]

Bro do you even hear the people sing

[flubber reboot (2024) @provaloner]

truly an all-time twitter day

[flubber reboot (2024) @provaloner]

SCHEDULED POST: I moved to south carolina with my long time girlfriend this week! surely nothing more notable will happen in that timeframe to detract from the fanfare!

[flubber reboot (2024) @provaloner]

@_sarakeith take em all

[flubber reboot (2024) @provaloner]

I don’t like to publicly gush much but dang is this lady great. Happy Birthday @cheesybreezyboo , I couldn’t be luckier to know you.

[flubber reboot (2024) @provaloner]

@cheesybreezyboo @OSPyoutube WATCH LEVERAGE

[flubber reboot (2024) @provaloner]

@_sarakeith yeah you think i should put kindergarten level photo editing skills on my resume

[flubber reboot (2024) @provaloner]

Happy birthday to @_sarakeith. The one we’ve all been waiting for, the year you can legally rent a car without having to pay an underage driver fee at most renters.

[flubber reboot (2024) @provaloner]

shame that the sexiest thing a person can do is be hexxus from ferngully cuz he’s not even a real guy he’s just a metaphor for pollution

[every Yu-Gi-Oh! card @every_ygocard]

Ronintoadin

[flubber reboot (2024) @provaloner]

My friend had a once in a lifetime interaction with what could be the greatest person on earth

[flubber reboot (2024) @provaloner]

@cheesybreezyboo i’m really good

[flubber reboot (2024) @provaloner]

the symmetry in this image is so incredibly satisfying to me