Today, Trump goes to Walter Reed. I'm sure we'll get an accurate report, which has probably already been written. We will learn again that the bloated, medicated, cognitively cratering insomniac is actually in perfect health, and his hands, ankles, skin, digestive tract, and gait in particular, are like that of a top Olympic athlete.
He owes much of his enviable robustness and alertness to his ideal diet of cheeseburgers and diet soda, and his carefully measured disposition of non-stop rage, never being wrong, and avoiding reality.
You’re not losing the midterms because of gerrymandering. You’re losing the midterms because your president sucks. He’s crashed the economy, gotten us into another illegal war, covered up for pedophiles, and stolen billions of dollars from taxpayers.
Time for Kristi Noem to turn in her badge, her cowboy hat, her bigger cowboy hat, her night vision goggles, her firefighter costume, her camel... What was her job again?
I suspect Trump thought killing Khamenei would be a punctuation mark that would let him declare victory and disengage (like the June bombings of nuclear facilities). I also suspect it's going to have the opposite effect. It can't be overemphasized that Trump is dumb as a brick.