Pete Suver

Husband, Dad, PaPa, Brother, Son, Uncle, teacher, student, firefighter, ex-paramedic, pilot, IT hobbyist, and whatever else I can squeeze in.

[The Shallow State @OurShallowState]

Today, Trump goes to Walter Reed. I'm sure we'll get an accurate report, which has probably already been written. We will learn again that the bloated, medicated, cognitively cratering insomniac is actually in perfect health, and his hands, ankles, skin, digestive tract, and gait in particular, are like that of a top Olympic athlete.
He owes much of his enviable robustness and alertness to his ideal diet of cheeseburgers and diet soda, and his carefully measured disposition of non-stop rage, never being wrong, and avoiding reality.

[Pete Suver @psuver]

@thorpo4871 @OccupyDemocrats Nope, you still don't have it straight.

[Pete Suver @psuver]

@Strandjunker Gawd, don't make it a challenge!

[Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 @KellyScaletta]

Pull down my pants and sit on the toilet before I take a shit.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

"Laurence of Dry Labia" is the best thing on this site today.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

How much soy does it take to endorse the guy who called your wife ugly?

[Charles P. Pierce @CharlesPPierce]

He’s none of those things. He’s an opportunist who’d sell a kidney for 15 minutes on Fox and Friends.

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

You’re not losing the midterms because of gerrymandering. You’re losing the midterms because your president sucks. He’s crashed the economy, gotten us into another illegal war, covered up for pedophiles, and stolen billions of dollars from taxpayers.

[💙🌊 Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🌊🖋️🧫 @herotimeszero]

Very hard. I'm already out of popcorn and alcohol, and my throat is killing me from cheering. I didn't know it would be this hard.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Time for Kristi Noem to turn in her badge, her cowboy hat, her bigger cowboy hat, her night vision goggles, her firefighter costume, her camel... What was her job again?

[Neal Katyal @neal_katyal]

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[Edward Feser @FeserEdward]

The trouble with Hegseth is that he thinks he's George C. Scott in Patton, but in reality comes across like George C. Scott in Dr. Strangelove.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The craziest part about Kristi Noem getting fired is that Donald Trump raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein

[Sarah Rumpf 🇺🇸❤️🇺🇦 @rumpfshaker]

just amazing this is still up

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

@GregAbbott_TX You sound wheelie, wheelie mad bro

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

"DemonRats" is a tell that your family has a longstanding commitment to vigorous inbreeding and competitive incest.

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

Does this mean Lewandowski will now have to bang Mullin?

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

Shame should consume the law firms that settled.

[Robert Wright @robertwrighter]

I suspect Trump thought killing Khamenei would be a punctuation mark that would let him declare victory and disengage (like the June bombings of nuclear facilities). I also suspect it's going to have the opposite effect. It can't be overemphasized that Trump is dumb as a brick.

[Eddie S. Glaude Jr. @esglaude]

@NancyMace Something is broken in you.