Bob Khosravi

Bob was born a baby, which his mother appreciated.

[Bob Khosravi @puddleychef]

"It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble.
It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." - Mark Twain

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

What's the plan for course correction here, @NPR? Asking for some grandchildren.

https://t.co/HerFoIeVsU

[Bob Khosravi @puddleychef]

When a Senator can turn your legal defense into material in one day... things are not going your way.

[Senator Chris Coons @ChrisCoons]

How was the Trump defense on day one of the impeachment trial?

This was the Four Seasons Landscaping of the legal profession. This was bad.

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

Betsy DeVos has never done her job to help America’s students. It doesn’t surprise me one bit that she’d rather quit than do her job to help invoke the 25th Amendment.

Good riddance, Betsy. You were the worst Secretary of Education ever. https://t.co/im1IgGQVSp

[Maggie Maye by day, Trilly Wonka by later that day @Maggiemayehaha]

Netflix made $845 million in PROFIT and paid $0 in taxes. Never EVER feel badly about sharing your account with your entire neighbourhood.

[Bob Khosravi @puddleychef]

@DomComedy @Timberland Maybe they're holding a grudge over that diss-track pushing for Red Wings.

[Austin Chronicle Events @ChronEvents]

RECOMMENDED: @puddleychef Bob Khosravi continues his three-night run at @CapCityComedy tonight at 7:30 AND 10pm. https://t.co/auZvkDHnb2

[Cap City Comedy Club @CapCityComedy]

We've shaken off our eggnog hangovers & we're back TONIGHT with Bob Khosravi from @TheMoth! With special guests Andrew Murphy & @nikitaredwoman - doors open at 7, show's at 8!

[Bob Khosravi @puddleychef]

@Cole13865 Thanks, Collin! I don't have anything for Vegas, but I'll let you if that changes.

[Bob Khosravi @puddleychef]

There is a White House director of social media (named Dan Scavino), and there is a part of me that thinks, "We're paying that guy for nothing right now." Right?

[Bob Khosravi @puddleychef]

There is a PokemonGO event today. If you want to see what that looks like, go to a park and find yourself the only person not staring at a smartphone.

[Bob Khosravi @puddleychef]

@briangaar Anyone show up for this debate?

[Bob Khosravi @puddleychef]

@AhnitaBath Haha, thank you. I'll let you know when it comes out. :)

[Bob Khosravi @puddleychef]

@BRBushen @TheMoth This is really cool! Thank you, Bethany. Good luck to your class. :)

[WBUR Extra @WBURExtra]

.@WBUR will present @TheMoth Mainstage on 6/15 @svilletheatre. Tickets are selling like hotcakes, so don't miss your chance to join us for another amazing evening of storytelling! @anthonygbrooks will introduce the show and @puddleychef will host! 🎟️: https://t.co/kPMxF3r6Cu

[Bob Khosravi @puddleychef]

Austin friends! I'm headlining at @CapCityComedy... right now. At this moment. And, also, at 8PM tonight & tomorrow with @jtramsey & @RaduBondar. Come see a shooooow. Also. A picture of me talking to a microphone in a black room.

[512 Radio @512Radio]

Celebrate Cinco w/ us and guests @haydnvitera & @cassandrasotos talking Tequila Rock Revoltion w/ music from @delcastilloband @vallejomusic @rayprim @MegafaunaATX @AMPHEATMUSIC @rjsoulmusic @puddleychef @ExRomantika @JeffPlankenhorn @jellyellington https://t.co/tDlvz5G9ou

[Bob Khosravi @puddleychef]

@512Radio @haydnvitera @cassandrasotos @delcastilloband @vallejomusic @rayprim @MegafaunaATX @AMPHEATMUSIC @rjsoulmusic @ExRomantika @JeffPlankenhorn @jellyellington That was really cool, thanks y'all!

[Bob Khosravi @puddleychef]

@MarkAgee You let her decide her dog's gender for it? You are bad at California.

[Bob Khosravi @puddleychef]

@hkchura Miss you, too, Kait! (Rooting for Michigan as a fan by proxy)