teddy bonkers

If god gave me the chance to be successful then why am I still a frog in the shape of a man. IG cukeparpet

[Samwitch @Samwitchx]

went to say "get his ass" and "eat him up" and i bet you can guess what i accidentally said instead

[teddy bonkers @pukecarpet]

LMFAOO

[angele @yaoiangele]

i like talking to men who find me attractive cus i can say whatever the fuck and they’ll still be replying

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

cats will be like “i know a spot” and then stand directly on your areola with the weight of their whole entire body

[4️⃣ @euEmatz]

simmmm. que bom que entende!

[໊ @addictionfemme]

hunter schafer is UNREAL

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

If they put me on love island I’d start eating people

[blaire @pissshit90001]

“Why don’t you just ask ChatGPT” Why don’t you just Go Die #HowBoutThemApples

[ldshadowlady shady facts @parkbominatore]

made 3 mistakes within an hour of each other in work

[♡ K mummy💞♡ @kmummyy_]

If I ever cut you off just know I would talk shit about you to anyone that has ears

[Andrew @andr3w31a561]

Well that’s horrifying

[jasmine @jasmineeazj]

I love abortion. It's one of women's main escapes from the hell of female biology.

[iris @hartlocketz]

need me someone like diz fr

[teddy bonkers @pukecarpet]

me when I’m in a focusing on stupid shit competition and my opponent is Sims 4 : 🫪🫪🫪

[The Sims Direct Communications @TheSimsDirect]

Did you 👀 our eyelid improvements in March?

Yes, blinking included.

This update tackled one of the most talked-about visual issues, and we’re continuing to roll out more Quality of Life improvements over the coming months.

Keep the feedback coming, we’re listening!