Mike Angelo

not a pumpkin

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@90sWWE

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@skpywatts58832 hang on, I thought rough sex was just an "incel fantasy" 🤣🤣

🙄🙄

Stay well clear of these types, boys. She'll ask you to hit her and then call it abuse when she doesn't like you anymore.

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@KatieMiller Women don't want to date down. End of story, no need for your shit graph 😂

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@NilsElNino @Footballtweet Nahhh, this is the same shit that always happens with Tuchel. It just happened in a microcosm cause its a national team.

He always/usually has things going well early on but as soon as things go a bit south? He becomes erratic and has no answers. Happens everywhere he's been.

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@TheTinMenBlog Jesus wept... the comments on that clip.

Dig a little deeper, recently divorced... ahhhh

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@Nocapmedia I'm on the woman's side here, he's a fucking loser

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@RecSteady @ywomendeservles Baby steps, mate. Poking fun at themselves is a step towards introspection. They'll obviously turn and run away to blame a man, but I have hope they'll get there one day. Right? 😂

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@LangmanVince Whether he meant to or not, that grass he trampled gave his backswing free reign, when it would not have been otherwise.

Try not being a clumsy cunt?🤷‍♂️

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@Talikithegreat7 @grimlyyfiendish Yes bro, those first few strokes are the best. It’s that warmth, it’s crazy. It radiates through your entire being. Shoulders and neck tingling and shit. Fuck, there’s nothing like it.

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@RealKhaylee @ShamashAran The first one I can understand being real but the second one? 😂

I’m sorry to laugh at it but it seems mental to me that there’s many guys out there to do such a thing outside of Pornhub

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@EberruChuuu @woermyy @alocerii @WiggerMaggot A “social phenomena” that you’ve picked up from movies and television 😂. It’s not real life.

The only time a guy like that is praised is in teen/college years. Any guy still acting like that in mid twenties or beyond is made fun of more than anything.

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@Alonso_GD @DrewPavlou Absolute cope to suggest they only got to this point cause of Haaland. They are a well rounded team, certainly far more than Brazil are.

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@DrewPavlou @Alonso_GD Odegaard was poor. 2 of their good chances came from him giving the ball away.

Patrick Berg on the other hand was class.

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@Nola1444 @n5tactico @FabrizioRomano That was their entire B team against France mind you 😂

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@n5tactico @FabrizioRomano 10 logs of wood?

Man doesn’t know ball

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@GibCryptoNews Thanks lad, we’ll still have won the same amount as you by then too 😂

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@SimplyWolves @paddypower Hey ese, chill out…

¿You wan some cerveza?

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That “women’s intuition” goes straight out the window when you get with the dumb motherfucker that hasn’t had a steady job in 5 years 🥴

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sensação de estar se relacionando com um homem

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@CFC_Dubois What fucking prime Chelsea were you watching that represented this Paraguay side? 😂

There’s a difference between being defensive and being out right dirty bastards

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@shafqatAli92651 @FScottFitz_V Well damn, if mental gymnastics were an Olympic event, you'd be a cert for the gold. This is impressive stuff 🥇