Josh Mitchell

For the love of pumpkins and spices

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Considering revamping this ancient twitter account but I think it’s too far gone

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I'm expressing to my full capabilities, and now I'm living in correctional facilities

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Thank heavens the election today isn't interrupting Maury 🙏🙌

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It was a simpler time when Oscar Meyer could drive a giant wiener down the street and nobody would bat an eye and just grab their buns

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Turns out The Wizard of Oz is a LOT weirder than I remember

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A gun rack? What am I going to do with a gun rack?

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I once thought I had mono for an entire year. Turns out I was just really bored

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Who wants to start a Shania Twain speed metal band

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The sun needs to calm down. I'm awake, stop being so bright please

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There was a lady at work today who talked like the orange alien from Space Jam so that was interesting

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I will still never forgive Burger King for removing chicken fries from the menu

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@coffeeordie It's tough being a holographic thug

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Disappointed hologram 2Pac won't be returning to Coachella this year. That video made me tear up when it first came out

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The Maury show is such a blessing

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Day 5 of 2015: I still don't feel like Peter Frampton does

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Years later, I still have a tremendous crush on Susie Crabgrass

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If the dude from New Found Glory can get engaged to Hayley Williams of all people then I can at least get a girlfriend

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I bet Chris Daughtry is the hardest person to throw a surprise party for

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New Years resolution: open a 1970's funk/ disco diner called Groovy Tuesday's

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@Joseph_Oakes why not both