Pump My Car is now live 🚗 on @Pumpfun
A real Web2 business with existing demand, now brought onchain.
No fake narrative, no “idea stage”, there’s already a market for it.
https://t.co/NeaFckimVi
Robotaxi earns while you sleep.
Pump My Car earns while it drives.
Stack both: your Tesla runs as a robotaxi with our stickers on it. Passengers pay, brands pay, you do nothing.
That's a car with two paychecks. https://t.co/SRtnFnJOeP
Robotaxi earns while you sleep.
Pump My Car earns while it drives.
Stack both: your Tesla runs as a robotaxi with our stickers on it. Passengers pay, brands pay, you do nothing.
That's a car with two paychecks. https://t.co/SRtnFnJOeP
I'm selling my body.
On September 19th, I'm competing in my first HYROX race in Turkey.
You can advertise your startup on 10 of my muscles:
- Your website is listed on https://t.co/49RnsFBVzP
- Your logo will be tattooed on my body on race day
- I'll share it on my YouTube and X accounts
Bidding starts at $1,000.
Each takeover doubles the price: $1,000 → $2,000 → $4,000.
If outbid, you’re refunded minus the Stripe fee.
Bidding closes on Thursday the 10th at midnight UTC (in 2 days), so I have enough time to print the winning tattoos.
→ Sponsor my body: https://t.co/49RnsFBVzP
A billboard costs $2k a month and sits on one road.
A hood sticker costs $25 a month and sits in traffic in three cities.
Do the math, then join the waitlist. 🚗
The best part about Pump My Car?
We don’t need to invent demand.
Brands already spend billions on advertising.
Drivers already own the inventory.
We’re just connecting both sides.
i’m late to the party and i hope i won‘t regret it
just launched https://t.co/OhBud64WxB
i want a kid one day. i'm stressed. so i let companies bid to name it.
my future child's name goes to whoever outbids everyone else.
companies with human names are highly welcomed
current baby name: Screencharm (my product)
who wants to outbid me?
Inspired by @jonathan_wilke
Pump My Car is now live 🚗 on @Pumpfun
A real Web2 business with existing demand, now brought onchain.
No fake narrative, no “idea stage”, there’s already a market for it.
https://t.co/NeaFckimVi
100 cars.
~$100/month paid per car.
10% platform fee = ~$1,000/month in revenue.
And the plan is simple:
use those fees to buy back $PMC.
Now imagine 1,000 cars.
Pump My Car business model is simple:
We take a 10% fee on every car.
Example with just 100 cars:
→ ~$100/month paid per car
→ ~$10 fee for us per car
→ $1,000/month in fees
Those fees go directly into $PMC buybacks.
Real usage → real revenue → real buy pressure.